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    Question for the ladies of the Saloon

    Do you ever feel penis envy?

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    No, then I would be gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    No, then I would be gay.
    Not necessarily. I for example could have vagina envy yet still like women. A jealousy of a sex organ doesn't define someone's sexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Not necessarily. I for example could have vagina envy yet still like women. A jealousy of a sex organ doesn't define someone's sexuality.
    I have a penis..in my night stand

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    I have a penis..in my night stand
    sew it shut bitch..
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    I have a penis..in my night stand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Not necessarily. I for example could have vagina envy yet still like women. A jealousy of a sex organ doesn't define someone's sexuality.
    Do you have vagina envy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    Do you have vagina envy?
    those things are way too much work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    those things are way too much work.
    I believe most men feel this way. I still like being a woman though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    Do you have vagina envy?
    No

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    Every woman I know says she'd like to have a dick for a while to see what it's like to pee and fuck with one.

    If anyone plays the obvious joke here, just know that this isn't even a slow pitch. It's a fucking T-ball stand.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    No

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    Sometimes when we're out in the bush or something and he can just pee but I have to go through all this drama
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Sometimes when we're out in the bush or something and he can just pee but I have to go through all this drama
    It's time you posted that video he shot of you pinching a loaf in the bush. Come on. It's Christmas.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    It's time you posted that video he shot of you pinching a loaf in the bush. Come on. It's Christmas.
    You know I would but I have no idea where it is

    It's on a VHS tape and in the middle of all this family/tourista stuff it just cuts to me pooping in the bush and then he gets a close-up of the turd. The whole time I'm yelling at him to shut it off
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You know I would but I have no idea where it is

    It's on a VHS tape and in the middle of all this family/tourista stuff it just cuts to me pooping in the bush and then he gets a close-up of the turd. The whole time I'm yelling at him to shut it off
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Sometimes when we're out in the bush or something and he can just pee but I have to go through all this drama
    Yes. This. But not necessarily when we're in the bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Yes. This. But not necessarily when we're in the bush.
    It could be anywhere and all he has to do is turn his back and let go
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It could be anywhere and all he has to do is turn his back and let go
    Yes.

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    To me its very clear what the #1 ranked sex organ to possess is.

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