Howard on naked Beth: "I haven't seen it nearly enough, sorry"

[Bye You!]

Oh Zap ! Good one .

it was!

it took me a minute, but i caught on.

[shockingmary]

oh, where to begin

at the beginning

[IlluminatiJones]

Also notice how Howard says that part of the problem with Robin was that she was busy and had a life. She couldn't just come over whenever he needed her to.

That's where Beth wins out. She had absolutely nothing real going on, and no responsibilities. It's the exact opposite of what Howard should have gone for, but he's such a narcissist, that that's what he was drawn to. And now here she is still with no real responsibilities, yet she's not paying him any attention like she used to. What switched things up?

And isn't it quite dead out in the Hamptons this time of year?

There's "busy lives making it difficult to get together" and then there's straight up avoidance.

SHE'S UNEMPLOYED AND HE RARELY SEES HER!!!

Maybe all those animals are just a cover................."you KNOW I have to be out here for Albert and Wanker!"

I've never known a stupid person that could handle being alone. She's with SOMEONE out there on those non-Howard days, that's for sure.

Could all this be part of the long-con of trying to get the house in the divorce? I don't know divorce law, but somewhere between squatter's rights, possession is 9/10th of the law, lifestyle she's accustomed to, and good ol' fashioned "I want it; it's mine!" Veruca Salt hoof-stamping tantrums, I could see this being part of her master plan.

Howard is such a sucker, and I can't even imagine the reaction of his ex-wife or kids, seeing these too pathetic people on Twitter. I love that he sent pics of Beth to Clooney. Howard is mentally ill.

I remember him asking some celeb if they thought of the guys their wife banged while banging her. The guy was really taken aback and was like "what?! no!" It's so obvious that this is what goes on with Howard.

Are you suggesting that he hooked up with Beth just to get some Van Holt stank on his hang-high?!?

Merry Christmas, Famous!

[Famous]

And isn't it quite dead out in the Hamptons this time of year?

There's "busy lives making it difficult to get together" and then there's straight up avoidance.

SHE'S UNEMPLOYED AND HE RARELY SEES HER!!!

Could all this be part of the long-con of trying to get the house in the divorce? I don't know divorce law, but somewhere between squatter's rights, possession is 9/10th of the law, lifestyle she's accustomed to, and good ol' fashioned "I want it; it's mine!" Veruca Salt hoof-stamping tantrums, I could see this being part of her master plan.

I agree with everything you've said, especially all of this.

Are you suggesting that he hooked up with Beth just to get some Van Holt stank on his hang-high?!?

Merry Christmas, Famous!

Ha! And more like a Clooney type. He talks about a famous actor that she hooked up with, and I swear he says it with pride. Of course even that story had some lies in it. At first he said that she just said that she had made out with the guy. Then later admitted that they slept together.

I found it funny that he was so put off by the fact that she said that she would date Letterman. It's like that's what it finally took for him to see her how she really is (an unrepentant golddigger).

Aww, Merry Christmas to you too!

I love your quote, by the way. You can always tell when Stern's a lyin', because he starts stuttering all over the place.

[Caster Fly]

ok we all know seabiscut is a gold digging pig but I have the feeling, call it intuition that her puss is fine..sweet and tender and perfectly shaped..no curtains, just a lovely coin slot I'd stuff my tongue into up to my shoulders :P

Stop it, she's forty and has had more Arabs in her then Omars tent emporium.

[PI Nate]

Stop it, she's forty and has had more Arabs in her then Omars tent emporium.

"that camel has traveled in many caravans."