I just bought "The Resurrection of G-Man"

[Ruffypup]

4.95 for the album on I-Tunes.
Stand by.... while it downloads...Will fill you in if it's worth it.
I'm so excited.

[FishySausage]

the candy rapper?

[Nemo]

you are a dope phat nigga

[Ruffypup]

Round 2 just for you.... Take me to your Hip Hop House. Very smooth. Great for the bedroom. Voice clarity of a young Kool Moe D. A+

[Ruffypup]

"Chilling With the Posse"

Ah yeah. Kool Moe D.Diction.Flow.Beat.

Song Message: Posse Loyalty

Notable line: "To him wrong was right, robbing and stealing every night."

A+

[Ruffypup]

Shake.

The Big One... could have gone platinum w/right management.
Great Remixing into Rob Base.Technotronic Natalie cole.
Great Production.
A+

[JaredWD]

Official JaredWD© Review





Take Me to Your Hip Hop House - fun tune to get the party started... infectious bass groove over a cheap drum loop... decent flow on the verses.. corny "oh yea" sample on the chorus; song clocks in at under 2 minutes, before douche chills set in... which is perfect. 3.5/5.0

Chilling With the Posse - Sal goes hard on this one... his most inspired track, lyrically.. ruined by an awfully bland chorus; fans of Sal's "Free John Gotti" song might enjoy this one. 2.0/5.0

Shake - highlight of the EP.. perfect balance of catchy/corny... nice keyboard intro.. nice bouncy staccato flow.. nice buildup into the chorus; has the potential to be minor hit in 1988-1991; a little long-winded at 6:30... song loses traction by the 4 min mark. 3.5/5.0

Tissuchawar - odd oriental intro.. followed by heavy metal riffs... incredibly gay drum loop.. song quickly disintegrates into shit... this track is a precursor to rap-metal, which is a bad thing. 1.0/5.0

Meant to Chill - harrrible. muddled lyrics.. sloppy plodding groove.. cheesy faggoty chorus.. essentially diarrhea on tape. 0.0/5.0


Production: 1.5/5.0
Lyrics: 2.5/5.0
Overall: 2.0/5.0


Next week, JaredWD reviews "Birthday" by Emily Stern

[Ruffypup]

Official JaredWD© Review





Take Me to Your Hip Hop House - fun tune to get the party started... infectious bass groove over a cheap drum loop... decent flow on the verses.. corny "oh yea" sample on the chorus; song clocks in at under 2 minutes, before douche chills set in... which is perfect. 3.5/5.0

Chilling With the Posse - Sal goes hard on this one... his most inspired track, lyrically.. ruined by an awfully bland chorus; fans of Sal's "Free John Gotti" song might enjoy this one. 2.0/5.0

Shake - highlight of the EP.. perfect balance of catchy/corny... nice keyboard intro.. nice bouncy staccato flow.. nice buildup into the chorus; has the potential to be minor hit in 1988-1991; a little long-winded at 6:30... song loses traction by the 4 min mark. 3.5/5.0

Tissuchawar - odd oriental intro.. followed by heavy metal riffs... incredibly gay drum loop.. song quickly disintegrates into shit... this track is a precursor to rap-metal, which is a bad thing. 1.0/5.0

Meant to Chill - harrrible. muddled lyrics.. sloppy plodding groove.. cheesy faggoty chorus.. essentially diarrhea on tape. 0.0/5.0


Production: 1.5/5.0
Lyrics: 2.5/5.0
Overall: 2.0/5.0


Next week, JaredWD reviews "Birthday" by Emily Stern

I just wanted to support Sal

[HORSETOOTHED]

You boosted his sales 10%.

[Ruffypup]

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[Jon Hein is God]

What the fuck?

[NotMyBro]

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Tell her you wanna shit in her mouth. That'll get her attention.

[BudBudha]

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Go to 1:05

[StRyDeRxX]

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Golden Showers FTW!

[Ruffypup]

What the fuck?

Sarah loves potty talk.

[Ruffypup]

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[Jon Hein is God]