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    I do have a soft side,

    I was in a car accident the other night, thursday nite, somebody hit me from behind. I got out of the car to look at my car, not much dammage.
    The girl who hit me from behind, she was crying her eyes out, I told her, my car is ok, I asked her are u ok. She said, im ok, she asked me, should I call police, I said my car looks ok, not too much damage, forget about. My good deed of the day was to let her go, I did.
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    glad ur ok..car wrecks r no fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanker View Post
    glad ur ok..car wrecks r no fun
    Thanks wank, first thing on my mind was, fuck getting a police report, my car is too old for this shit, and, let me give this high school girl a break.
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    You use a lot of commas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viddy Well View Post
    You use a lot of commas.
    Comma Chameleon?
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.

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    It did knock the hat off my head, no biggie, It was dark when it happened, I saw the person hind me not payin attention, I saw it comming, but it was dark out. After she hit me, I got bumped forward , and as I got bumped I swerved t, anyway, I let the aisan young woman go. I had little damage to my brake light, a litle piece of it broke off. Shit happens, happy merry, whatever works for ya
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    #1 of your 26 acts of kindness in honor of the connecticut kids?

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    she probably would have done anything to avoid the police

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    BJ opportunity blown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viddy Well View Post
    You use a lot of commas.
    comma chameleon
    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    Probably did way more damage than you realize.



    hope this wasn't the sort of kind act that costs you thousands...

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    The only thing soft about you is your COCK! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Big opportunity missed to make her pay off the damage with sex. You should have told her to take a look at your "tailpipe", and see where it went from there
    Derka Derka Derka

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    She was probably texting. Now she thinks that bad choices have no real life consequences as long as she can shed a few tears. She'll probably continue to text and drive and eventually kill someone and you'll be indirectly responsible. But it was a kind gesture on your part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne View Post
    She was probably texting. Now she thinks that bad choices have no real life consequences as long as she can shed a few tears. She'll probably continue to text and drive and eventually kill someone and you'll be indirectly responsible. But it was a kind gesture on your part.
    who is the cunt here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne View Post
    She was probably texting. Now she thinks that bad choices have no real life consequences as long as she can shed a few tears. She'll probably continue to text and drive and eventually kill someone and you'll be indirectly responsible. But it was a kind gesture on your part.
    I think she was texting or talking on the phone, I asked her if she was on the phone, she said no, I let her go. And commas work bitches
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PauleyWalnuts View Post
    I was in a car accident the other night, thursday nite, somebody hit me from behind. I got out of the car to look at my car, not much dammage.
    The girl who hit me from behind, she was crying her eyes out, I told her, my car is ok, I asked her are u ok. She said, im ok, she asked me, should I call police, I said my car looks ok, not too much damage, forget about. My good deed of the day was to let her go, I did.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

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