Loud farts with mild to moderate smell get a few laughs, if you are busting sewer fumes at work and they linger--any humor goes away fast. If you have seniority and no criminal record, it is hard to get more than just a talking to from your boss at a govt job. Sexual harassment and racial slurs are about the only things that get you in deep shit.
Originally Posted by MatthewT
you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.