"Im the most honest person in the world. If I saw a dollar on the ground I wouldnt pick it up because its not mine."
he wouldn't pick up it, because he doesn't want germs.
he'd pay ronnie a dollar to pick it up for him, then pay ralph a dollar to clean it.
why would he spent 2 to get 1? to make sure jackie can't ever pick it up.
howard wouldn't be able to sleep if he thought maybe he was leaving a marble for jackie