Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood married a hottie

[Jon Hein is God]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...cture-20122112

[Morrisb]

It's not about the money.

[NotMyBro]

Or she's into 100 year old walking skeletons with a face that can melt walls.

[PumpkinBeer700]

looks ok to me

[yippeekyaa]

Lets see....

Bent Knee, check
Wonky eye, check
Joker like smile, check
Nose job, check

She clearly graduated from the Beth O. Stern School of Golddiggery.

[Smartguy]

Will Howard have the balls to even reference this?

[racerx]

why would anyone with money get married. i don't get it, she wasn't going anywhere

[Morrisb]

Party in the Hamptons.

[telecaster69]

why would anyone with money get married. i don't get it, she wasn't going anywhere

It has never, ever made sense to me at all. Some dudes just have to be married. I'm still shocked that Ronnie Wood has been clean and sober for 3 years.

[isabella]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...cture-20122112

he's one of the ugliest men who ever walked the earth....as homely as howard is, ron wood makes him look like george clooney.

[WholeAssholeOut]

he's one of the ugliest men who ever walked the earth....as homely as howard is, ron wood makes him look like george clooney.

he's a rock star, which goes a long way. i'd hit it, no expensive gifts needed. i'd do it for the bragging rights.

[HooHoo]

Let's see his face is caved the fuck in and she's marginally attractive at best, in that Pam from The Office first 3 seasons kind of way. Her lower body strength and unique ability to carry him to bed or lift him into his chair were factors I don't doubt.

I think what happens to a lot of these guys is the endless parade of eastblok whores gets tiring, only so many lower G.I.'s you can plunder or droning russian accents to be tolerated before the stink of asshole hanging around the air has suddenly gotten stale. And then there is, ofcourse, having to hide all the shiny shit and making them clap their hands when they're in another room. Nobody needs that headache.

I think she seemed like a safe bet to him and for him that's good. She'll poison him slowly.


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[CaptainFrank]

Didn't he have some 17 year old blonde ( who he met at 13), or do I have him confused w another stone?

[Snotty]

No prenup's in Britian........That's why she has that great big smile.......

[Snotty]

Didn't he have some 17 year old blonde ( who he met at 13), or do I have him confused w another stone?

Bill Wyman married a sixteen yr old when he was in his fifties.......

[CaptainFrank]

Bill Wyman married a sixteen yr old when he was in his fifties.......

Ahhh that's it....smoking hot if I remember

[itpdude]

She'll have a great time wheeling him around in a chair and wiping his ass.

[Robert Higgins]

Woody was busted in 2009 for trying to keep his 20 year old hottie in line at the time. She had an alleged drug problem. Good thing he dumped that bitch, though she was younger & hotter.

He definitely has the best job in the world.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/03/ronnie.wood.domestic.assault/index.html

[Jim Lahey]

Ordinarily I'd say something along the lines of golddigger old fart millionaire scumbags but in this case I agree with Robert Higgins post above. Woody might not be an original member, but he's one degree removed from Mick and Keef and he's definitely seen some shit. That alone has to count for a whole lot.

[Gusbuss]

In Crossfire Hurricane Ron Wood seems like he the is the Stone who enjoys his life the most.