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  1. 12-21-2012, 06:35 PM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    mutt sucks
    Omg, this reminded me its been one year since the prank.
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  2. 12-21-2012, 06:37 PM #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Omg, this reminded me its been one year since the prank.
    get a life
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    I want to shave someone's balls.
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  3. 12-21-2012, 06:42 PM #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    get a life
    Is your chick doing a 6 month overseas assignment or something?
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  4. 12-21-2012, 06:44 PM #144
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  5. 12-21-2012, 06:45 PM #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Is your chick doing a 6 month overseas assignment or something?
    yES.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.
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  6. 12-21-2012, 07:00 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."

    SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
    I'd feel awful about saying to "yes" to that.....but I would....
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  7. 12-21-2012, 07:06 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    yES.
    I'm going to report your posting activities
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  8. 12-21-2012, 07:07 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    I'm going to report your posting activities
    you sound like Schmoopy.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.
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  9. 12-21-2012, 07:20 PM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    you sound like Schmoopy.
    I havent been laid in four years and i'm two months behind on payments of my mustang lease
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  10. 12-21-2012, 07:22 PM #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    I havent been laid in four years and i'm two months behind on payments of my mustang lease
    Excellent impression.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I'd feel awful about saying to "yes" to that.....but I would....
    Don't fret. Seems to be the consensus.

    I was just irritated. I'm done being irritated. Now, I will focus on payback. It is kind of a win/win.
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  12. 12-21-2012, 07:45 PM #152
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."

    SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
    You are a trooper slips.
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  13. 12-21-2012, 08:17 PM #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    I havent been laid in four years and i'm two months behind on payments of my mustang lease
    I think it's 5 now.
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  14. 12-22-2012, 10:01 AM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    No splash, aint;' PM you my tits..

    No tits, neg rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."

    SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
    Turn over and let me watch TV and you got a deal.
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  16. 12-22-2012, 10:04 AM #156
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    Slippy, sit on my face and we'll call it even.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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