"I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."
SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????