"I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."
SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
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12-21-2012, 02:29 PM #1Goat's Dillhole.
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Show of hands: who would actually say "yes" to this????
Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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12-21-2012, 02:30 PM #2Outlaw
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good lord, take it easy
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12-21-2012, 02:31 PM #3Goat's Dillhole.
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It's a real question. Originally Posted by Kanye West
Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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12-21-2012, 02:30 PM #4voice of reason
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Ask me anything.
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12-21-2012, 02:31 PM #5DS Supporter
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what?
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12-21-2012, 02:31 PM #6voice of reason
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I have to ask slippy. Do you think the anyone has ever said yes to you under similar conditions?
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12-21-2012, 02:33 PM #7Goat's Dillhole.
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It's not the same for guys. If they really aren't in the mood, and their head isn't in the game (pun intended) - their dick doesn't get hard. So I would have to say "no". Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2
Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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12-21-2012, 02:41 PM #8voice of reason
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Sometimes we do things for others even though we aren't "in the mood" Originally Posted by Slippy
You supposed to sit around for 2 months waiting for both of you to be in the mood at the same time?Ask me anything.
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12-21-2012, 02:43 PM #9Goat's Dillhole.
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You guys are entirely misinterpreting this, and clearly haven't read a hundred of my other posts, where I was begging for it. It was just a long day, and nowhere close to being over. Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2
I did as I promised. I never say no. That's rude, and potentially damaging to your significant other's self esteem. Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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12-21-2012, 02:46 PM #10voice of reason
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Slippy if nothing else, you are a trooper. Be happy that you made him happy Originally Posted by Slippy
So it is safe to say that you didn't get yours?
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12-21-2012, 02:31 PM #11Tokin' Negress VIP
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What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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12-21-2012, 02:34 PM #12Goat's Dillhole.
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This is no laughing matter! Originally Posted by GHP
Actually.........it kinda is. I was just shocked when he took me up on the offer. Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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12-21-2012, 02:37 PM #13Tokin' Negress VIP
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What Bye just said Originally Posted by Slippy
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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12-21-2012, 02:32 PM #14the Wherewolf of Arizona
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i'm 59 and you are what like 32,of course.
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12-21-2012, 02:33 PM #15voice of reason
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Originally Posted by babybear
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12-21-2012, 02:32 PM #16DS Supporter
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You're not serious are you?
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12-21-2012, 02:32 PM #17Obliteration
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what was the question again?
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12-21-2012, 02:32 PM #18Outlaw
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Yes.
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12-21-2012, 02:33 PM #19Grab 'em in the biscuits
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depends on how often you use excuses to avoid sex.
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott Originally Posted by Shine
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12-21-2012, 02:35 PM #20Goat's Dillhole.
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You clearly didn't read my post well. I don't say no, I don't use excuses. But I'm honest about what I'm bringing to the bed, at the moment. Originally Posted by BrulesRules
Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle
You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes
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