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  1. 12-20-2012, 08:05 PM #1
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    What will Beth buy Howard for Christmas?

    He has everything, what would he like?
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  2. 12-20-2012, 08:07 PM #2
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    Battery acid for his cranberry juice cocktails perhaps? His death is her yearly New Year's resolution . . .
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    8 more cats and $50 gift card to NSAL
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    He can never have enough!

    You should follow me on Twatter: @NotMyBro
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    You know it'll be some dumb fucking diamond bullshit she'll show off on some tweet to show how much better she is than the rest of us.

    or perhaps some fresh cut:

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  7. 12-20-2012, 08:20 PM #7
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    The only Jew who merited a Christmas present got some Frankincense and Myrrh from some scrubby camel jockeys.
    Shut your fucking mouth, cocksucker!
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  8. 12-20-2012, 08:28 PM #8
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    Have they ever talked on the air on what Beth gives to Howard? I can't recall that.

    I guess that Beth gives Howard some sex as present. She is an former escort after all.. (And that is what I ask my wife to give to me for christmas. I don't want any silly gifts. Just buy some sexy lingerer and give your self as a present. I am a man. If I want something, I get it. No one needs to give stuff to a man)
    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY
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  9. 12-20-2012, 08:31 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    Have they ever talked on the air on what Beth gives to Howard? I can't recall that.

    I guess that Beth gives Howard some sex as present. She is an former escort after all.. (And that is what I ask my wife to give to me for christmas. I don't want any silly gifts. Just buy some sexy lingerer and give your self as a present. I am a man. If I want something, I get it. No one needs to give stuff to a man)
    Maybe she might actually give him a BJ perhaps . . .
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  10. 12-20-2012, 08:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    Have they ever talked on the air on what Beth gives to Howard? I can't recall that.

    I guess that Beth gives Howard some sex as present. She is an former escort after all.. (And that is what I ask my wife to give to me for christmas. I don't want any silly gifts. Just buy some sexy lingerer and give your self as a present. I am a man. If I want something, I get it. No one needs to give stuff to a man)
    i have never heard howard say he got a wonderful gift from beth
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  11. 12-20-2012, 08:53 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Maybe she might actually give him a BJ perhaps . . .
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  12. 12-20-2012, 08:53 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Maybe she might actually give him a BJ perhaps . . .
    C'mon man. That shit is degrading to women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matwiow View Post
    C'mon man. That shit is degrading to women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PumpkinBeer700 View Post
    Beth's scary face and huge choppers would scare my dick back in my pants too . . .
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  15. 12-20-2012, 09:19 PM #15
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    an additional marble polisher?
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  16. 12-20-2012, 09:20 PM #16
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    Why has a butt plug not been mentioned yet?
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    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.
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    What kind of Mistress lowers herself to supply a gift for one of her slavES?

    One or two teasing rough ups should be more than enough.


    Now say..."Thank You Mistress..Scott".
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  18. 12-20-2012, 09:22 PM #18
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  20. 12-20-2012, 09:24 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Fantastic View Post
    Why has a butt plug not been mentioned yet?
    howcies ass is filled with marbles that need to polished.
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