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    I really do think the Catholic Church needs to let priests get married. The policy outlived its usefulness, for the first 1000 years of the Catholic Church priests could get married, monks couldn't. That was the whole point of being a monk or a friar. Also, if you are an Eastern Rite Christian, you can still be a priest and get married (for Catholics, there are different rites with their own rules, the Latin, Byzantine and Syriac/Assyrian). I am half Armenian, and my family was Catholic Armenian, not Orthodox, and my grandfather was a Catholic priest.

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    The Eastern Orthodox Church (Greek, Russian, Etc.) Which predates the Catholic Church allows marriage of their Priests. If they get married before they become a Priest that is . . .

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    I REALLY don't want to start an argument in this thread about this, but the Eastern Orthodox Church and the Eastern Rite are basically the same religion, they forked from each other after the Great Schism, with Rome and the Latins running the Catholic church (which the Byzantine rite is in communion with) and the bishop of Constantinople running the Eastern Orthodox one. So I don't think it's fair to say one is older, they just split from each other over some really stupid issues. My ancestors fled to Italy before coming to America because they were part of the Latin rite, while the Armenian Orthodox mainly fled to Greece (before the Turks wiped almost all of us out, that is). I just get worked up about it because the majority of Armenians are Orthodox and I get into arguments about this all the time.

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    The Turks are hated by all. By the Greeks especially. They still illegally occupy the Greek Island of Cyprus to this day . . .
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    And it does predate the Catholic Church . . .

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Christianity


    Orthodox Christianity identifies itself as the original Christian church (see early centers of Christianity) founded by Christ and the Apostles, and traces its lineage back to the early church through the process of Apostolic Succession and unchanged theology and practice. Orthodox distinctives (shared with some of the Eastern Catholic Churches) include the Divine Liturgy, Mysteries or Sacraments, and an emphasis on the preservation of Tradition, which it holds to be Apostolic in nature.

    It may also be noted that the Church of Rome was once in communion with the Orthodox Church, but the two were split after the East-West Schism and thus it is no longer in communion with the Orthodox Church.

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    Hmm, I stand corrected. Although Armenia and the Armenian emperor are in a tie with Ethiopia for being the first officially Christian country, so I guess we still have that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post
    I REALLY don't want to start an argument in this thread about this, but the Eastern Orthodox Church and the Eastern Rite are basically the same religion, they forked from each other after the Great Schism, with Rome and the Latins running the Catholic church (which the Byzantine rite is in communion with) and the bishop of Constantinople running the Eastern Orthodox one. So I don't think it's fair to say one is older, they just split from each other over some really stupid issues. My ancestors fled to Italy before coming to America because they were part of the Latin rite, while the Armenian Orthodox mainly fled to Greece (before the Turks wiped almost all of us out, that is). I just get worked up about it because the majority of Armenians are Orthodox and I get into arguments about this all the time.
    i've visited the palace of the popes in avignon, france which split from the church in rome in the 14th century. i'm fascinated with that period of history (knights templars and cathars). i must have been catholic in another life because i love being in churches.

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    ha ha. its all a joke, now go say a Hail Mary, a Shehecheyanu or somethin


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    Quote Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post
    I REALLY don't want to start an argument in this thread about this, but the Eastern Orthodox Church and the Eastern Rite are basically the same religion, they forked from each other after the Great Schism, with Rome and the Latins running the Catholic church (which the Byzantine rite is in communion with) and the bishop of Constantinople running the Eastern Orthodox one. So I don't think it's fair to say one is older, they just split from each other over some really stupid issues. My ancestors fled to Italy before coming to America because they were part of the Latin rite, while the Armenian Orthodox mainly fled to Greece (before the Turks wiped almost all of us out, that is). I just get worked up about it because the majority of Armenians are Orthodox and I get into arguments about this all the time.
    why they changed it i can't say

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    I must have been catholic in another life because i love being in churches.
    Maybe you were a gargoyle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LobsterTails View Post
    Maybe you were a gargoyle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Not only priests . . .



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    P.S. This Heeb was the first ever to get physical on the show too. According to Chris . . .
    Catholics will never admit their pedo Pope gave more cover to pedophiles than anyone in human history. You ignorant Catholic fucks are in the same boat as Muhammad marrying a 12 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Doodle View Post
    Catholics will never admit their pedo Pope gave more cover to pedophiles than anyone in human history. You ignorant Catholic fucks are in the same boat as Muhammad marrying a 12 year old.
    Yes, we never should have elected Joe Paterno pope, damnit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    truth is, i don't care what religion..... jew, catholic, protestant, buddhist, atheist, agnostic and of course muslim......men are scum.

    if you love your child it's best to keep them away from all things male.
    I wish people would heed your advice. I hate dealing with other people's brats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    Yes.. Almost all jew male babies get their dicks sucked. Its a religious thing. And legal.

    Howard got his dick sucked.
    almost all?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    truth is, i don't care what religion..... jew, catholic, protestant, buddhist, atheist, agnostic and of course muslim......men are scum.

    if you love your child it's best to keep them away from all things male.
    doves don't fly in and dispose of women's shit either.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post
    I really do think the Catholic Church needs to let priests get married. The policy outlived its usefulness, for the first 1000 years of the Catholic Church priests could get married, monks couldn't. That was the whole point of being a monk or a friar. Also, if you are an Eastern Rite Christian, you can still be a priest and get married (for Catholics, there are different rites with their own rules, the Latin, Byzantine and Syriac/Assyrian). I am half Armenian, and my family was Catholic Armenian, not Orthodox, and my grandfather was a Catholic priest.
    The sad thing is that the vow of celibacy has nothing to do with the actual religion. The reason that clergy can't marry is because; if they can't marry, they can't have children who are recognized as true heirs. It was the early established church's way of retaining all property.

    Father's Dominic's son can't claim his vineyard after Father Dominic passes away if Father Dominic has no son.

    Now, of course, there's no reason to continue the charade other than pure stubbornness. The Catholic church is dying partially because of it.
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    Yes.. Almost all jew male babies get their dicks sucked. Its a religious thing. And legal.

    Howard got his dick sucked.
    And he has been returning the favor ever since

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    In all fairness, there's no "Head Jew"
    They don't need to!
    They try to get it legalised! The Rabbis demand that they get to suck baby cock.

    The priests tried to hide it. The Jew says its a part of their religion = its ok.
    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    In all fairness, there's no "Head Jew" who's been implicated in covering up huge molestation networks. There's no orphanages and schools for they wayward in Ireland where thousands of children were raped and molested by rabbis over a several decades and there was no giant organization that knew about it and covered it up. Synagogues and temples aren't shutting down because of lawsuits due to years of systemic diddling.

    I'm sure that most priests and clergy have never done anything sick towards children, but there's still a significant minority who has and an entire global institution did everything they could to ignore it or sweep it under the rug. Yeah there are fucked up rabbis who molest kids and there's those disgusting orthodox fuckers who suck newly circumcised baby dicks...and Howard really should address these stories when they come up (since he loves goofing on the Catholics for it,) but really, the Catholics are the undisputed champs when it comes to preying on children.

    Think about it...the two Catholics on THSS, Ralph and Gary, both have molestation stories involving a priest. I have stories of the same in my family. I also have friends that have similar stories in their families.



    A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they passed by a little boy bent over tying his shoe.

    The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said "Lets fuck him!"

    The Rabbi looked at the Priest and said "Out of what?"
    First of all, there are two head rabbis in Israel. One sephardi other ashkenazi. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Rabbi_of_Israel

    Secondly, there's a SHITTON of convicted jewish pedophile rabbis but the media (which is owned by the tribe of course) doesn't cover those.

    http://iamthewitness.com/listeners/J...e.NEWS-WHY.htm

    It's a double standard so people don't know the whole story and make certain assumptions.

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