Dude in a SmartCar at a red light today.. He has "WWE" & "Work Union" bumper stickers

[2Manboobs]

You do realize the living in moms basement bit doesnt even qualify as a joke on the internet any longer, yeah?

"Rub it, son....And, hose me down like a circus Elephant when you're all done!!!"

[tomtom]

Although if you want to get technical all the silicon valley jobs are salary and all the companies are very forward thinking when it comes to gay relationships, giving civil union and gay marriage partners full medical benefits. Most campuses have the gay pride flag prominently displayed somewhere. A lot of smart cars. Millionaires driving smart or all electric cars.

[2Manboobs]

Although if you want to get technical all the silicon valley jobs are salary and all the companies are very forward thinking when it comes to gay relationships, giving civil union and gay marriage partners full medical benefits. Most campuses have the gay pride flag prominently displayed somewhere. A lot of smart cars. Millionaires driving smart or all electric cars.

Millionaires & Celebrities may drive a smart car for P.R. purposes... But, I guarantee they have a big gas-guzzler or two parked in the garage for when the paparazzi aint looking

[tomtom]

Millionaires & Celebrities may drive a smart car for P.R. purposes... But, I guarantee they have a big gas-guzzler or two parked in the garage for when the paparazzi aint looking

I've been to their homes. This is what they drive. The one home was an ultra efficient home. No heater, stays a comfortable 70 degrees, heated by people and appliances. They actually have to pump out heat in the winter.

[nfbuckeye]

Biting social commentary. Well done. Can I buy you a Yoohoo?

[babybear]

Hello Kitty

[Schmoopy]

[Schmoopy]

Wrestling fan AND an Aveo driver .....Wooo, I'm sure he's reeling in the poon left & right

He actually is. He preys upon very young girls on Facebook.

[2Manboobs]

Biting social commentary. Well done. Can I buy you a Yoohoo?

I have no idea what those taste like... The bottles look like they contain dirty, Mexican water.

[Chriza]

He actually is. He preys upon very young girls on Facebook.

[nfbuckeye]

I have no idea what those taste like... The bottles look like they contain dirty, Mexican water.

I was trying to be civil, you savage cuntknuckle.

[2Manboobs]

I was trying to be civil, you savage cuntknuckle.

Awwwww....

[renchfrieswith]

You actually see these around here every day. People drive them because you don't have to pay road tax on them and they get amazing gas mileage. They are expensive as fuck to buy, though. Mercedes makes them. I would never drive one because it's just too small. It's half a car. Unsafe, not very comfortable and you look like a tool in one.

[2Manboobs]

You actually see these around here every day. People drive them because you don't have to pay road tax on them and they get amazing gas mileage. They are expensive as fuck to buy, though. Mercedes makes them. I would never drive one because it's just too small. It's half a car. Unsafe, not very comfortable and you look like a tool in one.

They start at $14,900, so they're not all that expensive...

[renchfrieswith]

They start at $14,900, so they're not all that expensive...

You can buy bigger and more comfortable cars for that money. That's a lot of cash for a car that's smaller than the average golf cart.

[2Manboobs]

You can buy bigger and more comfortable cars for that money. That's a lot of cash for a car that's smaller than the average golf cart.

Of course you can!! I don't understand people who buy these cars...15 Grand for a motorized Rickshaw is absurd...

[renchfrieswith]

Of course you can!! I don't understand people who buy these cars...15 Grand for a motorized Rickshaw is absurd...

I'm a big fan of big and comfortable cars, but they're really expensive to have here. It's a bummer, I'd love to drive around in some big-ass Mercedes or Cadillac that's a couple of years old. They're relatively cheap to buy 2nd hand, but the road tax is what kills the fun of those kind of cars over here. Just to own one, you'll pay around a thousand bucks a year in taxes alone, on top of that there's the 9 bucks a gallon fuel price.

If you must have a car that's easy to park but still is a real car, get a Volkswagen Golf. You can get one for 17 grand, and the quality and finish of these things is fantastic.



or even better, one of these (slightly bigger and a 100 times sexier than any other car that you can buy with normal money)

[2Manboobs]

I'm a big fan of big and comfortable cars, but they're really expensive to have here. It's a bummer, I'd love to drive around in some big-ass Mercedes or Cadillac that's a couple of years old. They're relatively cheap to buy 2nd hand, but the road tax is what kills the fun of those kind of cars over here. Just to own one, you'll pay around a thousand bucks a year in taxes alone, on top of that there's the 9 bucks a gallon fuel price.

If you must have a car that's easy to park but still is a real car, get a Volkswagen Golf. You can get one for 17 grand, and the quality and finish of these things is fantastic.



or even better, one of these (slightly bigger and a 100 times sexier than any other car that you can buy with normal money)

Road tax?? what kind of shit is that?... Well, if its any consolation, America is doing its damnedest to catch up to the European tax rates

[Ano]

jesus christ, shut the fuck up

[Ano]

jesus christ, shut the fuck up

I read this and I was like... Thank You baby Jesus!!!