Simon Cowell: Yes, I'm banging Carmen Electra

[Ruffypup]

She has cro-magnon face.

[IlluminatiJones]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Electra.html

She's the poster-girl for good plastic surgery. She looks almost nothing like she used to look like, but she still looks good........................although I get the feeling that one good sneeze could fuck her face up big-time.

Cowell, on the other hand, is not the poster-boy for good plastic surgery. He's quite filler-puffy. But fuck it: it's a man's world.

Right, Howard?!?



It's pictures like this one that highlight what a horrible, horrible deal Howard signed, "romantically" speaking.

Also, some people on this thread have called Elektra damaged goods after being with the likes of B Real and Dennis Rodman, but I disagree: more than damaged goods, she's "grateful goods".......................after being with the likes of those low-to-no income has-beens, and hitting 40, I bet there isn't a nook, cranny, or baloney-tit undercarriage on Cowell that Elektra doesn't gleefully service.

I guarantee you he's getting the 5-star, no holes barred, me love you long time treatment, 24-7.

[Nick Manning]

She's the poster-girl for good plastic surgery. She looks almost nothing like she used to look like, but she still looks good........................although I get the feeling that one good sneeze could fuck her face up big-time.

Cowell, on the other hand, is not the poster-boy for good plastic surgery. He's quite filler-puffy. But fuck it: it's a man's world.

Right, Howard?!?



It's pictures like this one that highlight what a horrible, horrible deal Howard signed, "romantically" speaking.

Also, some people on this thread have called Elektra damaged goods after being with the likes of B Real and Dennis Rodman, but I disagree: more than damaged goods, she's "grateful goods".......................after being with the likes of those low-to-no income has-beens, and hitting 40, I bet there isn't a nook, cranny, or baloney-tit undercarriage on Cowell that Elektra doesn't gleefully service.

I guarantee you he's getting the 5-star, no holes barred, me love you long time treatment, 24-7.

You mean THIS is not the face of good bondo work?

[Kamie]

You mean THIS is not the face of good bondo work?

Now you just ruined my perfectly good lunch with that face. Every time I see this picture I think that it couldn't possibly be real. But it is. Kind of like Grumpy Cat.

[AmishGirl]

No, Carmen hasn't had kids.

[Rocinante]

Carmen looks good for 40 - she's only a few months older than Beff Oats and she's much more attractive.

On the other hand, there's a LOT of mileage under that hood. Would you want to be with a woman who's been with Prince and Dennis Rodman???

Who cares? As long as she doesn't have a disease. You don't marry women of that type. You parade them around and fuck them.

[Hateman]

I hope she like British long foreskin uncircumcised cock

[monsoon]

Bragging about banging the town whore..Even Howard Stern has been there..Is it a lock if everyone has the key??




fuck you Mutt

[SleepingWarrior]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Electra.html

[peterfonda]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Electra.html

Interestingly, Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick. I wonder if porn star Tera Patrick took her fake porno name from Carmen's real name.

[PI Nate]

No, Carmen hasn't had kids.

"and you think that matters?"

[flonsta]

Simon looks like he killed a bunch of wasps by smashing them with his face.

[Morrisb]

Simon is only doing her to get all the numerous cock tastes that have been there.

Dave Navarro and Rodman.