Another shit bomb explodes in Sirius bathroom.

[SiriusDawg]

I have maybe the best bathroom imaginable in my office. It is very big and smells great no matter what due to the constant maintenance people.

I take absolutely huge craps and love the peace of mind of knowing that I can drop a few bombs and not bother others.

[baby booie]

Obviously fake but consistent with the show

[Vashier]

How can you have splatter on the floor and not on the seat?

kinda looks like oreo cookies crushed up on the floor

[Time Bandit]

I shall now explain how the seat was spared from splatter..obviously the seat was up, some inbred stompped their foot down causing the splatter then replaced the seat...see how easy that was?

[Vashier]

I shall now explain how the seat was spared from splatter..obviously the seat was up, some inbred stompped their foot down causing the splatter then replaced the seat...see how easy that was?

and why is the floor perfectly dry?

[Vashier]

what are the streets like in NYC atm? any mud or snow melt?

[ClumpyStern]

It figures he does it in the only handicapped stall, too.

Unless it is fake. I do not see how you can create that splatter pattern in the "pinch a loaf" position. It looks like whoever did it, did it from the 8 o'clock position or even from the next stall by going over the barrier. Debris under the bowl. No footprints if they approached, splattered, and then finished the job. Just not convincing to me.

"You're gettin' a little too fuckin' excited about this splatter shit shit splatter."

[The Booey]

Jesus, even Howard's toilet paper has gone politically correct. Isn't that recycled toilet paper?

[Vashier]

Jesus, even Howard's toilet paper has gone politically correct. Isn't that recycled toilet paper?

Employee's will steal good TP for their homes

[Howards Wig]

It figures he does it in the only handicapped stall, too.


"You're gettin' a little too fuckin' excited about this splatter shit shit splatter."

What can I say... me and my top investigative team are on it!



I will say, the 30 seconds of time I put in on this pales in comparison to the HOURS the HSS show devoted to it (perhaps the lowest point of the show in 2012 for me).

[WillyBest]

It figures he does it in the only handicapped stall, too.


"You're gettin' a little too fuckin' excited about this splatter shit shit splatter."

Great!

[Nick Manning]

Too much Colon Blow?

[telecaster69]

I worked in a warehouse and someone took a shit on the floor one time. The place was filled with toothless buffoons and half-wits.

Sounds about right for Sirius.

Yeah, I've seen some sick shit. I was on a road trip and ran into a rest stop to take a leak and it reeked of shit. I took a piss and went to wash my hands and somebody took a giant shit in the sink.

[Snotty]

I have maybe the best bathroom imaginable in my office. It is very big and smells great no matter what due to the constant maintenance people.

I take absolutely huge craps and love the peace of mind of knowing that I can drop a few bombs and not bother others.

Is that "Maintenance people" Or "Maintenance, People"?

[SiriusDawg]

Is that "Maintenance people" Or "Maintenance, People"?

I don't have any problem admitting when I screw up a word. That happens to pretty much everyone on here.

Let's look at you in another thread

I all I have heard from the extreme

[Quietus]

How can you have splatter on the floor and not on the seat?

It's called talent !

[KillVampires]

The whole area would smell like shit and Indian food for hours.

There's a difference?

Why do Indian people smell like shit?

So that blind people can hate them too.

[ClumpyStern]

Yeah, I've seen some sick shit. I was on a road trip and ran into a rest stop to take a leak and it reeked of shit. I took a piss and went to wash my hands and somebody took a giant shit in the sink.

When I was a kid, I used to go to a summer hockey camp at Bemidji State U. in Minnesota. It was almost all local, regional, and Canadian kids and nobody else from anywhere near NY. First night I was there someone shit on the floor in the middle of the dorm shower and I was immediately considered Suspect #1 "because you're from New York City."