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    Exclamation Larry the Cable guy ...THis guy and his Products blow my MIND UP! Hypocrocy!!!

    Get this Fat Diabetes Mother fucker out of my Health and Wellness Section of RIte aid!!! You go to the Dollar store and see this unfunny unhealthy fat fuck on the worst Food products that you can think of that will kill you he Eats to die..






    Now I go to rite aid In an effort to make healthy living choices and I see a huge billboard of this fat slob in the Health and wellness section . This country is doomed.





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    nigga profitin from bof sides yo , know how to make that chedda son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Clutch View Post
    nigga profitin from bof sides yo , know how to make that chedda son
    I am writing to Rite aid to get him removed my my health and wellness section up there. I think he is a bad role model for people trying to be healthy. You are right though he is playing both sides

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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Mario, you don't go to the Dollar Store for healthy food
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    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    So his shitty food products cause heartburn?

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    Whoa whoa wait a minute. You eat food from the dollar store?
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Whoa whoa wait a minute. You eat food from the dollar store?
    I buy food from the dollar store sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I buy food from the dollar store sometimes.
    My mom tries to make me go across the street to rite aid to buy her a 2 liter of Pepsi like it came off a different truck or something . Its like almost a dollar more at rite aid so I just lie and say I got it from rite aid. I get beef raviolis from there too.

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    I can't stand any of those unfunny rednecks that are part of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Mario, you don't go to the Dollar Store for healthy food
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Whoa whoa wait a minute. You eat food from the dollar store?
    no I do not but I see his products.. Full discosure though If I am having a bad day I sometimes will buy a can of cheese spray from there cause it likes 2 dollars less and sit in my room with the lights off and every five minutes spray a little in my mouth. Only do that a few times a year though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    no I do not but I see his products.. Full discosure though If I am having a bad day I sometimes will buy a can of cheese spray from there cause it likes 2 dollars less and sit in my room with the lights off and every five minutes spray a little in my mouth. Only do that a few times a year though.
    You gotta try the cheese spray with these

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    no I do not but I see his products.. Full discosure though If I am having a bad day I sometimes will buy a can of cheese spray from there cause it likes 2 dollars less and sit in my room with the lights off and every five minutes spray a little in my mouth. Only do that a few times a year though.
    Aww, Mario
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    His shtick is worse than Tha Kids

    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    His shtick is worse than Tha Kids

    damn, he sounds & looks like a fat lesbo
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    I think it's funny in the ad when he says Prilosec is berry flavored even though there is absolutely no reason for it to be. He's laughing at the poor shits who buy his chicken batter and heartburn meds. He's putting fat idiots on a mobius strip.

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    I bet he isn't even a cable guy
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I bet he isn't even a cable guy
    He wears a cable around his neck. Just like real cable guys.
    Legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    He wears a cable around his neck. Just like real cable guys.
    Legit.
    reps
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Larry the Cable Guy makes Ernest P. Worrell look like John Gielgud.

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