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    Anal Cunt

    I always thought they were hilarious because of their insanely offensive lyrics and general craziness. Their singer Seth Putnam, who actually did some vocal work on a Pantera record, died last year of an overdose.

    Years before that he got in a coma because of drugs also and he woke up and ended up in a wheelchair for a while. He did a bunch of shows sitting down They actually were pretty popular in Russia and Eastern Europe.













    Some classics:

    I Lit Your Baby On Fire

    I spent all my money on drugs, and couldn’t afford to fly
    I took a greyhound bus, you and your brat sat next to me
    It wouldn’t shut up, so I lit it on fire
    For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up

    [Chorus:]
    I lit your, I lit your, I lit your, baby on fire [x4]

    You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning
    You realized it was your baby and I started to laugh
    You asked the driver to pull over, but he laughed at you too
    You yelled at me, so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid

    [Chorus]


    I Ate Your Horse

    Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
    You loved and took better care of it than yourself
    You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday
    I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it

    [Chorus:]
    I ate your horse [x4]

    When you came to the stable the next morning
    You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves
    I hid around the back to listen to you cry
    Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone

    [Chorus]


    I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

    My uncle was best friends with Hitler
    He had some cool footage of Dachau
    I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on dust
    And sent some footage to that fucking gay show

    [Chorus:]
    I sent concentration camp footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos [x2]

    I didn’t win the $10,000
    So I sent internment camp footage
    I didn’t win again
    So I sent Birth Of A Nation



    More lyrics:
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    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Pretty terrible band but they had some kind of charm for some reason to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedding Skin View Post
    Pretty terrible band but they had some kind of charm for some reason to me.
    I would hardly call the noise they make "music", but when I'm in the mood I can't stop listening. It's so friggin hilarious to me.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    I still can't believe he's gone. So young. So sad.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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