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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    We're pretty stupid.

    My God
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    AF has no concept of the world, does he . This is why most of the planet hates Americans.
    I agree. I wish we'd stop being the self-righteous planet dogooders and focus on our own issues. That way some of this crap might not happen and we might not appear as douchey to the rest of the planet.

    Then I also think "fuck it".... Who cared what they think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    My God
    It's frightening.


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    I have a date with my bed, then with my shower, then with my dentist, then with the grocery store.

    Cheers to all.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Maybe you should be talking to your kids about the horrible tragedy instead of bitching to us about a letter

    This is why they sent the letter, to try to provide you with some direction.

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    shut your piehole slippy; the government knows best about how to raise your children.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Why is Salmon pronounced "Sammen" ????

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    Sal Mon is worse
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    is there anything that doesn't anger slippy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    still alive!
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    is there anything that doesn't anger slippy?
    multiple orgasms, but you wouldn't know anything about that
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Sammen Rushdie

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    The school administrators just wanted to fuck with you and didn't send that note home with any other kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    It's frightening.

    First time I've seen that. HEARD of it, yes. Glad I saw it here; now there is no need to tune in the TV.

    Kinda like a female version of animalgod.

    Sketti....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My second point of contention is the false sense of security they try to offer. Yes, guys - the school is teaching you how to hide under your desks. Congratulations to them on making the targets easier for the markman.
    little faggots we're raising...in our day we hid under the desks because of the russian bomb
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    i always make my kid write her own excuse notes after an absence etc & i just sign it. once when she was in 4th grade & had funny teacher i signed it epsteins mom & teacher thought that was a gas...
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Bunch of busy-bodies trying to spread fear.
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    Maybe you should be talking to your kids about the horrible tragedy instead of bitching to us about a letter

    This is why they sent the letter, to try to provide you with some direction.
    I did, snot-fuck. Now we're discussing the letter, amongst the adults. You are not fitting in.

    I did not need their direction - and I certainly don't need your cunty responses. Why don't you shove something up your ass to relieve the pressure?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by swayze View Post
    is there anything that doesn't anger slippy?
    btfo
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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