Beth is now hosting the "Dogcatemy Awards" this evening

[Batwings]

She looks like an entirely different person from the 2009 video. Not the age, all the work.

[Engaged Chicken]

Edit: I should have kept reading.

[RumBalls]

"We had so many puppy mill rescues this year, progress being that: "Yeah but they're still there." We are taking them out and they're ending up with forever beautiful homes and we're rehabilitating them but there is...it's a problem and as long as people buy from pet stores it's gonna continue the.....vicious cycle and we're hoping to end that someday."

Made more comprehensible with punctuation. It would be a cute attempt at communication if she were in 3rd grade.

My head hurts reading that. What a dumb clod.

[Engaged Chicken]

"We had so many puppy mill rescues this year, progress being that: "Yeah but they're still there." We are taking them out and they're ending up with forever beautiful homes and we're rehabilitating them but there is...it's a problem and as long as people buy from pet stores it's gonna continue the.....vicious cycle and we're hoping to end that someday."

Made more comprehensible with punctuation. It would be a cute attempt at communication if she were in 3rd grade.

Good job Murcielago. I was worried I was going to have to sit here and type that all out. It always gives me a headache.

[Bye You!]

"We had so many puppy mill rescues this year, progress being that: "Yeah but they're still there." We are taking them out and they're ending up with forever beautiful homes and we're rehabilitating them but there is...it's a problem and as long as people buy from pet stores it's gonna continue the.....vicious cycle and we're hoping to end that someday."

Made more comprehensible with punctuation. It would be a cute attempt at communication if she were in 3rd grade.

Thanks!!!!
It sounds so much worse when she says it.

[monsoon]

ou can be sure that after seeing these pics there were tears at the ostrosky-stern abode. beff is used to seeing heavily PSed pics of herself. it's got to be a horrifying wakeup call to realize she really looks like this.

never has she looked older and more bizarre. she looks like a cartoon character of a looney and desperate former modoe trying to hold on to her youth (and failing bigtime).. my baby jane reference is appropriate.

She really is looking quite bad lately..Not aging well at all. I can't believe she doesn't have a coach or somebody take her to a mirror and teach her how to smile so her eyes don't disappear and how to position her body and hold her arms.. The huge smile is scary on a retard level..She's so uncomfortable with herself. She has no grace. You can tell just by looking at her she's a bitch..



f-mutt

[Bye You!]

She really is looking quite bad lately..Not aging well at all. I can't believe she doesn't have a coach or somebody take her to a mirror and teach her how to smile so her eyes don't disappear and how to position her body and hold her arms.. The huge smile is scary on a retard level..She's so uncomfortable with herself. She has no grace. You can tell just by looking at her she's a bitch..



f-mutt

All her life she's been told everything she does is perfect. And she obviously believes it, still.

As an aside, I think Howard is jealous of her perfect life, so he demands now that everyone tells him how perfect everything HE does is.

And the end result is endless, hilarious message board fodder.

[tHISisKiSSeL]

[MarvelComics85]

She an English Major like I'm a Rocket Scientist

You should add smoke coming out of her ears.

[Snotty]

Not one complete, grammatically sentence. Howard looks embarrassed after about the third attempt at forming one.

And that voice!!!!!!!!!

"Forever beautiful homes?"

Someone needs to transcribe this.

Hamptons face and eye movements are very telling as soon as the succubus starts to speak.......Looks like he wants to scream STFU!!!!!!

[Snotty]

At 41:21, she literally said: "I actually whispered in my ear."

I got this into the comments.....Who's the blonde idiot.....And why does she pronounce it "Animoes"

[MrWarmth]

I'm gonna start a Beth Year In Review Thread after Christmas. I need your help on this one, gang. Guar...ohn...fucking...teed she'll read this one.

[DlistCelebutard]

What I don't understand is Howard is so critical of everyone...doesn't he see she has zero command of the english language, has as much poise as a lamp post, and in every pic she has a joker grin??
Can't he hire a makeover team or something? Or is he really so blinded by her puss?

[Batwings]

What I don't understand is Howard is so critical of everyone...doesn't he see she has zero command of the english language, has as much poise as a lamp post, and in every pic she has a joker grin??
Can't he hire a makeover team or something? Or is he really so blinded by her puss?

The power of the poon?

[jrstinkfish]

Jesus ... her eyes ... the more surgery she has, the more they seem to be going off doing their own thing, independent of one another. A modoe with eyes that aren't even close to being symmetrical? Go figure.

[Thelma]

NSAL posted a recap of the event - here's the portion about Superstar:



"Our gracious co-hosts for the evening— Animal League America spokesperson Beth Stern and HGTV personality Tanya Marchiol—are passionate advocates of our mission to rescue, nurture and adopt as many Mutt-i-grees as possible: more than a million since our founding in 1944.

Beth shared the news of her latest adoption: Charlie Boy, a seven-year-old cat rescued by Animal League America, who joins Apple, Walter and Leon Bear. She proudly displayed her holiday photo, taken by her husband Howard Stern, which features Beth and her cat quartet. She told the crowd, 'If having four cats makes me a crazy cat lady, then I’m perfectly fine with that!'"

http://www.animalleague.org/events-n...ogcatemy-gala/

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm gonna start a Beth Year In Review Thread after Christmas. I need your help on this one, gang. Guar...ohn...fucking...teed she'll read this one.

Oh!! I cannot wait. I'll start thinking right now.

[dude]

Isn't there someone close to this idiot "model" that can tell her that showing that much teeth while smiling actually creates the opposite effect that a smile is supposed to have.

[Turtle Man]

She's still using the animals as a stepping stone to fame
lmao dumb and ugly

[Ruffypup]

Isn't there someone close to this idiot "model" that can tell her that showing that much teeth while smiling actually creates the opposite effect that a smile is supposed to have.

The smile is backed by zero emotion. Is just a raised collection of muscles.