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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    I just wish my boyfriend took better care of himself. He's been really sickly lately and I know it's cuz he doesn't eat enough and the food he does eat is not that nutritious. I have to practically trick him into eating sometimes!

    He's 6 feet and only about 140lbs. He's a slim glass of water and his body type has a lot to do with it but come on!

    He said it's definitely a family trait: His mom doesn't care about eating and neither does his niece! They see eating meals as chores.
    Wait....how tall is he at 140 lbs??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    I just wish my boyfriend took better care of himself. He's been really sickly lately and I know it's cuz he doesn't eat enough and the food he does eat is not that nutritious. I have to practically trick him into eating sometimes!

    He's 6 feet and only about 140lbs. He's a slim glass of water and his body type has a lot to do with it but come on!

    He said it's definitely a family trait: His mom doesn't care about eating and neither does his niece! They see eating meals as chores.
    Holy shit you sound like my girlfriend. Leave us skinny people alone.
    That's my biggest gripe about her. She's always nagging me about my eating. It's quite annoying when we go out to eat with friends and she's always piling shit on my plate. I tell her I'm good, but she doesn't listen. It's very annoying.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Holy shit you sound like my girlfriend. Leave us skinny people alone.
    That's my biggest gripe about her. She's always nagging me about my eating. It's quite annoying when we go out to eat with friends and she's always piling shit on my plate. I tell her I'm good, but she doesn't listen. It's very annoying.
    Stop being a faggit


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    My wife goes on a message board and flirts with some faggit from Portland.
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    I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Stop being a faggit
    I'm not a big food fan. It's annoying
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    My wife goes on a message board and flirts with some faggit from Portland.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    It's like a security blanket. :/
    he's protecting his throat from a sharp blade

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Holy shit you sound like my girlfriend. Leave us skinny people alone.
    That's my biggest gripe about her. She's always nagging me about my eating. It's quite annoying when we go out to eat with friends and she's always piling shit on my plate. I tell her I'm good, but she doesn't listen. It's very annoying.
    I'm eatin my peanut butter sandwiches with three different shirts.
    One pinstripe, one plaid...
    One that makes me wake up with scissors mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post

    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post


    Nice.
    I'm eatin my peanut butter sandwiches with three different shirts.
    One pinstripe, one plaid...
    One that makes me wake up with scissors mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xyster View Post
    he's protecting his throat from a sharp blade
    Honey, is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    Honey, is that you?
    Hey yo Babs


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Holy shit you sound like my girlfriend. Leave us skinny people alone.
    That's my biggest gripe about her. She's always nagging me about my eating. It's quite annoying when we go out to eat with friends and she's always piling shit on my plate. I tell her I'm good, but she doesn't listen. It's very annoying.
    Woah, easy!! Heh.. and to think at one point I almost planned our board wedding ceremony! nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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    Damn I'm 6ft and 170 and I'm a skinny fuck...tell that dude to press some iron, Dainty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Oh she's always busted up.

    1) Started 2012 off with her falling off a chair that she was standing on to reach a high cabinet. She lost her balance and fell to the floor and tore her ACL and meniscus.

    2) She just fell off her horse and fractured her pelvis. So ending 2012 with her on a walker, just like we began it.

    3) I should have known she was a dizzy broad when we were dating and went canoeing. She was in the front and the slightest tilt left or right had her (and me) just dumping over into the water

    4) When she was pregnant with Vybette she fell in the front yard just going to get the newspaper. She was on heels. I found her in a whimpering, simpering huddled mass in the front yard looking for sympathy but I could have killed her for almost killing my kid with those stupid shoes on.

    5) It's not a fall, but it goes to general sickliness: She had ovarian cancer and had to have a radical hysterectomy...has a vertical incision from her bikini line to above her belly button.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    It sounds to me like you are building a defense for he final "fall" down the stairs.
    I bet she goes to different hospitals for each new injury

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    i hate people with food issues, just stfu & get the disgusted look off your face. used to invite a good buddy & wife over for backyard beef grillin, his wife didnt eat meat, see ya.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wigtropolis View Post
    fills the dishwasher like the last place tetris player in the world
    I went to put dishes in the dishwasher after dinner tonight and this post came to mind. She just puts shit wherever

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Damn I'm 6ft and 170 and I'm a skinny fuck...tell that dude to press some iron, Dainty
    I didn't know they stacked shit that high


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    I didn't know they stacked shit that high

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