Are Dave In Deigo and Freds Conservative on anything ?

[tomtom]

Sung to the tune of Dancing Queen


Dave can't dance, Dave can't jive, not much time left in his life
See that guy, watch that scene, diggin' the welfare queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Dave's Looking for a sailor to blow
Where they play the right music, it ain't no thang
bobbing to the music on his wang
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of phish's music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

Dave is the welfare queen, old and haggard, only seventy
welfare queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
Dave can't dance, Dave can't jive, not much time left in his life
See that guy, watch that scene, diggin' the welfare queen

You're a geezer, you turn 'em on
Leave their crotch burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a nut
and you'll take it in the butt

Dave is the welfare queen, old and haggard, only seventy
welfare queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
Dave can't dance, Dave can't jive, not much time left in his life
See that guy, watch that scene, diggin' the welfare queen

[GHP]

i bet your Father cried a lot.





in the closet.

You cry all the time now roll around on the floor weeping you palsied faggit lol

[tomtom]

since Columbine in 1999 there have been 31 school shootings in America


i believe kids attending school should not be shot. conservative.

So do I. I also believe people shouldn't shoot and kill with illegal guns but you don't know how to stop people from doing that.


Teddy Kennedy murdered a woman while drunk. We should ban alcohol.



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