Work dilemma (WGAS)

[Lemmy]

a) You'll prolly have an extramarital affair in Texas with a negro woman who will threaten to tell your wife. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing your dog mangle a negro hiding in a bush

b) 4 weeks in Texas yeehaw 'nuff said

c) How many more years do you have in the force? They're not gonna change your partner and that dog could last 10 years

d) Every cadaver dog ends up sniffing out Dave at some point. You guys could go for a beer

a) Only if she has white features. I'm funny like that. Plus I'm hung like a white guy so she'll leave me utter disappointment without telling my wife.

b) I wish it was only 4 weeks.....it's four months with those redneck fucks! (no offense......they'll hate me more than I them)

c) Leaving at my minimum I have 8 left, 16 if I wanna max my pension. More if, somehow, I manage to still remotely like my job at that point.

d) Kanye is in town for a Browns game......I'm still holding out hope for an arrest followed by an epic Dawg's Bar thread!

[stripes]

i bet her partner sniffs her crotch for contraband

[Lemmy]

i bet her partner sniffs her crotch for contraband

......and you wouldn't?

[GHP]

a) Only if she has white features. I'm funny like that. Plus I'm hung like a white guy so she'll leave me utter disappointment without telling my wife.

b) I wish it was only 4 weeks.....it's four months with those redneck fucks! (no offense......they'll hate me more than I them)

c) Leaving at my minimum I have 8 left, 16 if I wanna max my pension. More if, somehow, I manage to still remotely like my job at that point.

d) Kanye is in town for a Browns game......I'm still holding out hope for an arrest followed by an epic Dawg's Bar thread!

Having a dog for a partner outweighs all dat shit

[GHP]

......and you wouldn't?

That dog's a female?

[BearScat]

I haven't talked to anybody that's been through it yet for details. I do know that some of the training facilities have dorm like accommodations which I'd likely find dreadful. I envision my city doing it on the cheap so I'd be shocked if they cover expenses aside from the dorm thingy and flights. Maybe they provide the normal "dog care overtime" during training as well which is pretty acceptable.

Flights are another issue......I don't fly so I'd have to drive which I am certainly cool with but it limits shooting home for a weekend.

its 2012 who doesn't fly these days? drive down leave your car and dog fly home for the weekends

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

You should find out. If they give you $50 a day for food, you could eat on the cheap and save all that extra money. You can live in a shitty dorm for 4 months if it saves you some dinero. My wife travels and saves a couple hundred a week on her per diem.

Usually, you have to submit receipts and stay within the per diem, yo.

[Lemmy]

its 2012 who doesn't fly these days? drive down leave your car and dog fly home for the weekends

Nope, not gonna do it.

[BearScat]

Nope, not gonna do it.

maybe longhorn was calling you a pussy for not flying

[Lemmy]

maybe longhorn was calling you a pussy for not flying

Point taken. Valid. Reps.

[Mur]

i bet her partner sniffs her crotch for contraband

[The Snork]

partner who is alcoholic and smells like cheap whores >>> Partner who licks his own balls.

[Lemmy]

partner who is alcoholic and smells like cheap whores >>> Partner who licks his own balls.

I'll go with the ball licker......I'll bring a jar of peanut butter and make it a party!

[Reggae Mistress]

I'll go with the ball licker......I'll bring a jar of peanut butter and make it a party!

Seriously, if given the chance, you are getting training that you might love. This could also set you up for later retirement from the force. If you love training, after you retire, you could start your own business, all paid for by your job.

[PI Nate]

If it gets you out of the patrol division, its a no-brainer. I would have done ANYTHING to get out patrol, and I worked a CD car...

[keywordpk]

She likes to rub herself down with baby oil and have pillow fights while filming herself doing chores so I can watch later.

Still interested?

Sure.

[Stew Nod]

lol

[BaddFunn]

Doesn't the dog get paid too? One of my customers kids is a bomb sniffing dog handler and she gets to keep the dogs paycheck.

[BaddFunn]

and she gets to go to all the olympic games and shit

[jaw_belize]

do it