
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
why did she mess up her face? i know guys don't care much about that but it's weird that she kept the body together yet fucked up on the plastic surgery.
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

Please don't use this as your signature
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.

I cannot say how many times I have fapped to Kylie I even like one of her dumb songs
This is from 1987, she was Sofa King cute. I'd love to locomote right into her caboose.
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
2 words.
Loco Motion
Boys to men AGT NBC the East Coast Family. Em-doo-doo dah-dah
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