Urine dries pretty quickly.

[Daveindiego]

That's why when I piss on the floor at the bathroom at work, I just leave it.

[Reggae Mistress]

Why would you piss on the floor? Someone could slip and fall

[LonghornJ]

Dave's tiny ween makes it difficult for him to aim down at the bowl.

[The Shiv]

so when you piss your pants your caretaker doesnt notice?

[Daveindiego]

Why would you piss on the floor? Someone could slip and fall

You know when you're at the end, and you do those little push the rest of it out things. Sometimes it comes out with too much force, and it hits behind the toilet.

a.) It's good to be a man.

b.) The black people at work can clean it up.

[Stew Nod]

lol

[Daveindiego]

Dave's tiny ween makes it difficult for him to aim down at the bowl.

I just reach in my pants, and pull the whole thing out, and let it hang there while pissing. I use my piss taking time to check on the conditions of my nails and cuticles.

[Daveindiego]

My employer is lucky that I'm even thinking about trying to get the majority of it into the toilet.

Motherfucking working on Sunday and shit. I should be doing a fucking rain dance in there.

Thank god I'm management, and can use the real bathroom.

[LonghornJ]

My employer is lucky that I'm even thinking about trying to get the majority of it into the toilet.

Motherfucking working on Sunday and shit. I should be doing a fucking rain dance in there.

Thank god I'm management, and can use the real bathroom.

Real men piss off the side of the ship, Dave.

[Reggae Mistress]

You know when you're at the end, and you do those little push the rest of it out things. Sometimes it comes out with too much force, and it hits behind the toilet.

a.) It's good to be a man.

b.) The black people at work can clean it up.

Thankfully, I do not know

[Daveindiego]

Real men piss off the side of the ship, Dave.

Nigga, I'm not ON the ship right now. I'm in the office trailer.

When I go piss on the ship, I just look for unoccupied spaces. No toilets required.

[Stew Nod]

Symptoms of Enlarged Prostate Gland

The reason for the enlargement of the prostate gland (benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH)) is not very clear. Symptoms of enlarged prostate glands (generally classified as lower urinary tract symptoms), include:

• slowing down of the urinary stream
• straining to pass urine
• delayed start of the urinary stream
• dribbling at the end of micturition
• feeling of incomplete emptying of bladder
• inability to pass urine (urinary retention)
• incontinence of urine
• passing urine more frequently
• waking up at night to pass urine, usually more than twice a night
• strong and sudden urges to pass urine
• pain during urination
• blood in the urine

[gwartney]

The only time it dries slowly is when you have a little post penile drip and it spots your pants.

[christ cracker]

wipe it up with your sock