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    if you found out your hot british girlfriend was retard, would you still hit it?

    mr. f

    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    i got a be honest. if she looked like rita leeds, i totally would. mr. f.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    British accents on women makes me randy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post



    This chick couldn't get out of the way of a rolling spacecraft in Prometheus, but I would still tap her low IQ ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    British accents on women makes me randy
    british accents on randy make mario british
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Wouldn't you be a retard for not knowing your girlfriend was retarded??

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Wouldn't you be a retard for not knowing your girlfriend was retarded??
    if she was american, yes. but if she's british, like in the scenario i outlined, no. the british accent throws people off.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    for my money, charlize theron is one a the most beuatiful women ever.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    There'd be spooge seeping from every retarded hole

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    would hit
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    Oh yeah, I'd pound the vag on her.
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    I'd bang the retard right out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    for my money, charlize theron is one a the most beuatiful women ever.
    shes hawt, but can also ugly it up like no tommorrow
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    shes hawt, but can also ugly it up like no tommorrow
    this is true. monster was hideousness.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    i used to watch cash in the attic
    i thought the guy was cute lollllllllll
    i found out hes a huge fag in britain

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    For British eyes only
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by christ cracker View Post
    i used to watch cash in the attic
    i thought the guy was cute lollllllllll
    i found out hes a huge fag in britain
    The guy from Crap in the attic?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    The guy from Crap in the attic?

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