I seriously fucking love almost everyone that posts here. Most of you make me happy..

[P-B]

What am I for

Farting in bitches' faces advice.

[Toothdecay]

farting in bitches' faces advice.

sweet

[Slippy]

But of course you are! I'm thinking you have a chance to break into the top 5 this year.

Drunken trouble sounds kinda fun, PP sounds lucky.

cept the puking part.

It's a kids game...I play it with my kids all the time. PP and I tend to play it anytime they're gone for a night. They gotta be gone, you cannot be responsible for children when you get as drunk as this game makes you, played "adult style".

I need to figure out a way to make drunken games out of Scrabble and Yahtzee. :

[Rolling Pin]

I need to dig up my photos of my Baja Bug I built back in the day. Westy will be my bff for sure!

As long as it's not a 57 or older Baja Bug I'm in!

We gotta take care of our older cars folks, it really is important.

[Rolling Pin]

Farting in bitches' faces advice.

I looked online for one of them the other day, most were overpriced or unreliable.

[Phil McKrakin]

As long as it's not a 57 or older Baja Bug I'm in!

We gotta take care of our older cars folks, it really is important.

'79... It was awesome right up until the time I got into a head on collision in the rain. Hydroplaning is a motherfucker!

[Rolling Pin]

It's a kids game...I play it with my kids all the time. PP and I tend to play it anytime they're gone for a night. They gotta be gone, you cannot be responsible for children when you get as drunk as this game makes you, played "adult style".

I need to figure out a way to make drunken games out of Scrabble and Yahtzee. :

Sounds like a fun night! Scrabble could be tricky, I could make a Yahtzee game that turns into my wife planting the l's on my d easily I think though.

So why aren't you all over that penis he provides right now?

[Rolling Pin]

'79... It was awesome right up until the time I got into a head on collision in the rain. Hydroplaning is a motherfucker!

Was it a convertible?

[flathead]

It's a kids game...I play it with my kids all the time. PP and I tend to play it anytime they're gone for a night. They gotta be gone, you cannot be responsible for children when you get as drunk as this game makes you, played "adult style".

I need to figure out a way to make drunken games out of Scrabble and Yahtzee. :

Did you molest your PP when he got home, Slippy?

[Rolling Pin]

Did you molest your PP when he got home, Slippy?

I think she said he was home but was currently puking earlier?

Stay tuned I guess?

[flathead]

She said yesterday she was horny and was going to jump his bones when he got home.

[Super Mario]

Oh can I post here or you gonna mock me some more

[Rolling Pin]

Oh can I post here or you gonna mock me some more

Mock?

I was feeling the love Mario, you were in a different space at the time. Not only can you post here, you're welcome with open arms to post in this thread..

I just felt we needed more positive vibes at the time, please take no offense at my drunken spin off thread.

[Super Mario]

Mock?

I was feeling the love Mario, you were in a different space at the time. Not only can you post here, you're welcome with open arms to post in this thread..

I just felt we needed more positive vibes at the time, please take no offense at my drunken spin off thread.

none at all and I was only playing erliar I like your late night threads.

[Slippy]

I tried to do a multiple quote there to address people individually, but I am incapable at this point.

I was asleep when he got home...he fell asleep beside me. I woke up to let the dog in (that he had put outside 3 hours earlier, in freezing rain) when I realized the time and how long my poor dog was outside.

We've been up since, playing children's games with drinking rules.

I did not puke. He did.

I think that means I won, no?

[Slippy]

I think she said he was home but was currently puking earlier?

Stay tuned I guess?

A man that pays attention.

Was it wrong of me to laugh my ass off when he barfed, 'cause he was losing the game so badly? I would've as well...I can't drink like I used to, and he just kept losing!

[Stevie]

Love me...