Howard Complaining About His Expensive Vacation

[isabella]

poor poor howard....truth is he's the type of person who should never leave home because nothing will ever measure up to his own place. not only does he have a 16,000 sq ft mansion, but it's directly on a pristine beach. nothing can be as luxurious as his own home.
but that's why we take vacations to different places, to experience different cultures and settings. howard was never into that....he borders on agoraphobic. beth chose this life,so i don't feel sorry for her.

i don't think the clip is that horrrrrible.....howard was always a complainer. he's also very fearful of everything and everyone. when he leaves his own space he loses all control.

[SouthernListen]

I know it's a beautiful place, but that is not a lot of place for the money. Even the redneck Riviera on the Gulf (Destin, Pensacola, Navarre Beach, etc) has places where you can rent a real luxury home ON the beach (meaning you don't have to hoof it for 10 minutes, you step onto the beach) for about 1/10th that daily rate. Surely $4500/night can do better than the relatively dumpy places I saw in the pics above.

I don't get someone who owns a luxury home on a beach going on a 'vacation' to a beach anywhere, though.

Ponte Vedra Beach on the east coast of FL doesn't have the beach quality, but it's not an ant infested dump. http://www.bpmstaug.com/houses/seagu...atch_pics3.htm

[1Vegasgirl]

He still stayed there 5 nights. How could they have slept with all those ants?

[WholeAssholeOut]

The hut I rented in Hawaii was full of geckos!

i love geckos, they're so cute. i used to catch them (and release) as a kid in miami.

[Rufus Teefus]

Did the villa have a porthole?

[shitba]

Breakfast:

Wow. Plate of mixed common fruit, two eggs sunny side up (with a sausage and two slices of bacon), and a nice tall mug of gas station cappuccino. Seems like a good value.

[kicksave7]

And to think that we once considered Howard to be the hero of the honest, hardworking man, the radio guy who hated the phoniness of celebrities and spoke for us when calling out their hypocrisy.

We were duped. Howard used us, all of us, to become exactly what he claimed to detest. In fact, he wanted that same celebrity all along.

Howard should stop trying to be the Everyman's hero already. Nobody with an ounce of sense buys it any more.

He's always wanted to be in with the in crowd...he drops long time friends and replaces them with more famous, more powerful show biz related friends. His first marriage to Alison kept him a little more grounded...Alison was a normal woman/mother/wife who had normal friends and had little interest in interacting with the rich and famous. Since Howard's marriage to Beth, he has become a star fucking name dropper with little concern or care for those who aren't in Hamptons/Upper West Side/showbiz circle.

[Vashier]

it is impossible to keep ants out of anyplace warm. We have these almost microscopic red ants that come and go constantly. No matter how many pesticide companies come and go these lil fuckers can't be denied.

[DlistCelebutard]

The hut I rented in Hawaii was full of geckos!

I love the geckos...they eat the mosquitos.

[DlistCelebutard]

I do love the fact that when they go on vacation, Howard is paying major bucks...you know it kills him..he does it only for his wife..she hates that he doesn't go on vacation enough, he hates her for having to pay so much..

[kicksave7]

Did the villa have a porthole?

[DlistCelebutard]

Hopefully a shoe ferris wheel!!

[Weed]

Breakfast:

Of course this place is a shit hole. Look at that breakfast...a complete fucking mess. First of all, those eggs are prepared over easy. EVERYONE knows that the only proper way to prepare eggs is to scramble them. As for putting bacon on top of the eggs? We can only hope that the chef was immediately fired. The only and I mean ONLY way to top eggs is with truffles!

[DlistCelebutard]

"Robin..I went to this place in Mexico...all I wanted was egg whites and 12 walnuts..I can't believe what they served me!"

[Famous]

Third world country...........I've stayed in a pirates castle in Barbados...on the beach.. full staff..... wild coconut trees on the beach full of monkeys. Armed guards on the beach...It fucking sucked..

Not gonna even touch the monkey thing, but the point is, Parrot Cay is not like that. Turks isn't third world by any means, first of all. And secondly, Turks is completely isolated and private, hence the speed boat ride that Howard bitched about. Celebs like it because it's exactly not what you described. And because...

I know it's a beautiful place, but that is not a lot of place for the money. Even the redneck Riviera on the Gulf (Destin, Pensacola, Navarre Beach, etc) has places where you can rent a real luxury home ON the beach (meaning you don't have to hoof it for 10 minutes, you step onto the beach) for about 1/10th that daily rate.

I agree with you, but you know celebs love shit like that because of the privacy and the "cache." It's why Hamptons land costs an arm and a leg, when you can get so much more for less, elsewhere.

That reminds me, though, didn't Howard used to vacation in more random (than Miami) places of Florida when he was with Allison? He's really changed a lot.

I agree with you guys that going from Howard's 16,000 square foot mansion to that beach house is a definite downgrade for Howard, but I'm wondering how that ever came to be in the first place. Did Howard give his travel agent a price range? Maybe he's used to getting a much more bigger villa than that in Mexico, for the same price.

I loved that Howard said that he thought the whole vacation should be free.

[AmishGirl]

quakers have better sex.

[Willowglen]

and if/when they ever do fuck it's missionary, lights off, silent and with a condom. then off to the shower. yuck.

quakers have better sex. i'd rather wank off.

I think its more like doggy so she doesn't have to look at him and he cums faster looking at her ass.