What the fuck is wrong with the youth of America?

[Smell Muhfinger]

Okla. teen arrested in school shooting plot

BARTLESVILLE, Okla. (AP) — Hours before a gunman opened fire at a Connecticut elementary school, police in Oklahoma arrested a teenager for allegedly plotting to attack his high school and trying to recruit classmates to help him.
Police in Bartlesville, a community about 40 miles north of Tulsa, arrested 18-year-old Sammie Eaglebear Chavez shortly before 5 a.m. Friday on charges of conspiring to cause serious bodily harm or death. He remained in Washington County Jail on Saturday on $1 million bond, and he is due in court Jan. 11.

A student told authorities that Chavez had tried to "recruit other students to assist him with carrying out a plan to lure students into the school auditorium where he planned to begin shooting them after chaining the doors shut," police said.

Chavez told the students he planned to place bombs at the doors that he'd detonate when police arrived, and he threatened to kill students who didn't want to join him, police wrote.

[Atomic Wedgie]

They've never had to walk ten miles in a snow storm barefoot.

[Avery]

Sammie Eaglebear Chavez

That's a pretty cool middle name.

[zhukov]

this one's easy, he's a spic

[doughhead63]

That's a pretty cool middle name.

I wonder if he is related to Shep Proudfoot

[Smell Muhfinger]

this one's easy, he's a spic

Might be a Native American, trying to fuck up the white man for stealing their country.

[zhukov]

Might be a Native American, trying to fuck up the white man for stealing their country.

he still loses

[Dick Gozinya]

Kids'll do anything to get out of school for a few days.