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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    When life hands you teeth, make dentureade.
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/signaturepics/sigpic1091_7.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Life sux
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    When life hands you teeth, make dentureade.
    Now thats funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    life is what you make of it
    and if you make it death well then rest your soul away

    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    When life hands you teeth, make dentureade.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Should Dawgs have a toy drive for Lever's kid???

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    life is what you make of it
    exactly, lever is a 30 something year old male that sits home and collects $300 a month in welfare because he's too lazy to get off his ass

    he had a kid that he neither sees, supports or so much as sends a birthday card to in 5 years.

    hasn't had pussy in over 5 years because he sits at home in his own filth and chats on the internet all night long, because he sleeps all day..

    oh really, your life sucks? you don't say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened View Post
    exactly, lever is a 30 something year old male that sits home and collects $300 a month in welfare because he's too lazy to get off his ass

    he had a kid that he neither sees, supports or so much as sends a birthday card to in 5 years.

    hasn't had pussy in over 5 years because he sits at home in his own filth and chats on the internet all night long, because he sleeps all day..

    oh really, your life sucks? you don't say
    He should be one of those scientists that observe the obvious.

    Like those yahoo news stories... "More calories make you gain weight" "Good looking people have advantages in life" or "Exposed breasts distract males"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened View Post
    exactly, lever is a 30 something year old male that sits home and collects $300 a month in welfare because he's too lazy to get off his ass

    he had a kid that he neither sees, supports or so much as sends a birthday card to in 5 years.

    hasn't had pussy in over 5 years because he sits at home in his own filth and chats on the internet all night long, because he sleeps all day..

    oh really, your life sucks? you don't say
    but he thinks he is entertaining us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened View Post
    exactly, lever is a 30 something year old male that sits home and collects $300 a month in welfare because he's too lazy to get off his ass

    he had a kid that he neither sees, supports or so much as sends a birthday card to in 5 years.

    hasn't had pussy in over 5 years because he sits at home in his own filth and chats on the internet all night long, because he sleeps all day..

    oh really, your life sucks? you don't say
    damn nigga. straight talk express.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    I don't know this Lever character , but it sounds like he should just rip his teeth out of his skull and get some nice set of dentures, or get caps like Matt Dillon in Something about Mary.
    Swing away Merill,.......Merill,...............SWING AWAY !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PauleyWalnuts View Post
    I don't know this Lever character , but it sounds like he should just rip his teeth out of his skull and get some nice set of dentures, or get caps like Matt Dillon in Something about Mary.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    did you hear that i talked a girl out of killing herself wednesday night, ryan lever? the agony i heard in her voice was "life sux" personified. if you're not feeling what she was feeling, life is pretty good.
    he's not smart enough to feel that way.

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    Hey

    I am still alive

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    Wtg

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

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    Are you done all of your Christmas shopping?
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    glad to hear it. i'm going to Chipotle tonight
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