Howard & Beth back in Us magazine

[Thelma]

Beth continues to demonstrate the ideal hair style to emphasize a football head - although I think Steven Tyler tops her in the bottom left-hand corner (yes, that is Steven Tyler):



And Howard is still talking about those ants ... is that his only vacation story??



Their "over-the-top" Christmas card not in this issue. Maybe next week ...

[Icculus]

why is that dog advertising Graffix Bongs?

[Rob0729]

I knew that most of the stories in US Magazine are made up and now I have proof. They called Beth a "star dog-lover". Have you ever heard any more made up BS? Beth a star?!? Really?!?

[jyanks]

Betty White is so damn cute. God Bless her!

[kippy]

Steven Tyler: Dude looks like an old lady.

[Vashier]

Betty White is so damn cute. God Bless her!

and sharp as a tack

[HS Cult Leader]

Is this from this months magazine? Are they aware that that stupid fat dog of theirs is dead?

[monsoon]

It always makes me laugh when I hear Stern talk about Turks and Caico's..I consider that place a poorman's paradise..right up there with Mexico. Grace Bay has bitching Villa's for rent with ants not around for miles.. Where did Mr and Mrs. IS IT FREE? stay ? That's where you go when you are on the East Coast and can't really afford to fly anywhere nice...I'll bet cunt know the place like the back of her hand..Common hook up spot for escorts meeting clients in a "vacation" atmosphere.




f-mutt

[JaredWD]

Steven Tyler: Dude looks like an old lady.

If he closed his mouth and put on a wig... he would look just like Howard

[Engaged Chicken]

If he closed his mouth and put on a wig... he would look just like Howard

[AuntDolly]

Beth's face looks like it could shatter at any moment. Cue opera music, please.

[Thelma]

Mr and Mrs. IS IT FREE?

[Famous]

It always makes me laugh when I hear Stern talk about Turks and Caico's..I consider that place a poorman's paradise..right up there with Mexico. Grace Bay has bitching Villa's for rent with ants not around for miles.. Where did Mr and Mrs. IS IT FREE? stay ? That's where you go when you are on the East Coast and can't really afford to fly anywhere nice...I'll bet cunt know the place like the back of her hand..Common hook up spot for escorts meeting clients in a "vacation" atmosphere.




f-mutt

Will defend them on this one. They actually stayed at an extremely nice place (leave it to Howard to be the only one to bitch), called Parrot Cay. Tons of celebs stay there, and Donna Karan and Bruce Willis have houses there.

Some of the celebrities who routinely go there are Paul McCartney, Britney Spears, Barbara Streisand, etc. One of the reasons why celebs love it is because it's isolated and private.


This is the beach there (all pics I'm posting were taken by travelers, so they're not stock photos. This is what it really looks like):












The pool:




The main building at night:




Vegetation:




Reception area:




Pathway to the beach:




Walkway from beach to terrace:




Dock:




I'll post more pics in a second. The reason why I ever know about this place was because I was looking into it long before Howard even mentioned it. When Howard mentioned it, I was kind of surprised, and even more surprised to hear all of that bitching. I could understand complaining about ants, but didn't he also say that the villa he initially stayed in was shitty? I'm gonna post pics of it in a second. Let's see what Howard qualifies as shitty.

[DlistCelebutard]

Is it me, or are Beth's eyes getting smaller and her mouth bigger??
Does a pic exist of her (recent) with a normal smile? Without that fuckin' ear to ear joker grin??

[Icculus]

Is it me, or are Beth's eyes getting smaller and her mouth bigger??
Does a pic exist of her (recent) with a normal smile? Without that fuckin' ear to ear joker grin??

some Tina Fey glasses might do her some good.

[Famous]

Beach at sunset:




Gym:




Night time:




Breakfast:








This is what the one-bedroom beach house villa that Howard initially stayed in looks like:




The patio & plunge pool attached to that villa:




The bedroom & living room:




Full pic of the living room:




View from bedroom:




This is the three bedroom villa that Howard was upgraded to after the bitching:




The first one was not fit for a king, apparently. Shame on the travel agent for not booking the biggest and the best. My guess is that travel agent is used to booking stuff for other celebs (I doubt Howard would be the only big name she works for), and they were just fine with that one-bedroom villa.

One-Bedroom Beach Villa – 135 m²/1453 ft² – These villas are located just 30 metres from the beach and face directly onto the ocean. Surrounded by the lush vegetation, Beach Villas offer comfortable privacy. Each spacious living room features comfortable sofas and a generous dining area. The bedroom has a large four-poster bed draped in white voile and a light-flooded conservatory. The ensuite bathroom features a ceramic bath, separate shower, double vanity unit and an outdoor shower garden. There is also a kitchenette and guest bathroom. Outside guests can enjoy the private sundeck with heated plunge pool.

The one-bedroom beach villas ("shitty room" as Howard calls it) run between $3,146 to $4,574 per night, depending on the season.

The three-bedroom villas run between $5,445 and $11,908 per night, depending on the season.


Hey, maybe this was Howard's plan all along. Maybe he figured that if he bitched enough, he'd just get the higher priced room for free. lol. I don't really think that, because despite Howard's protestations, he's anything but cheap when it comes to himself and Beth. Everyone else, yes.

[DlistCelebutard]

For that price..you know all the locals piss in their food and are resentful of their wealth..

[JoeyG]

What is the deal with Busy Phillips claiming carrots gave her food poisoning? #1, if the carrots are sound (ie, they're not covered in mold, or mushy/rotten) they're not going to make you sick, despite the expiration date. #2, let's assume for the sake of argument they were bad, you wouldn't get sick for 12-24 hours at least. Almost always, it's at least 24 hours before you actually feel symptons.

[Snotty]

Us magazine has to be getting cash to put those two dried up plastic husks in it.....All over America people are asking a collective "Who the fuck are these two twits?"

[Thelma]

Us magazine has to be getting cash to put those two dried up plastic husks in it.....

That reminds me there must be some connection there because of something Howard said after Bianca's passing -

"He said that he got some rally beautiful emails about the whole thing and it was very nice. Howard said Beth told him that Us Weekly made a donation in Bianca's name too. Howard said he knows that a lot of listeners donated too. He said it was very sweet."

- Mark's Friggin