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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    you got the house to yourself and all day to lay your little trap for when he gets home.
    :

    Meet him at the door wearing heels and a smile?

    Have duct tape and industrial staple guns at the ready, to immobilize him and have my way with him?

    Use my usual line - "take off your clothes and assume the position"?

    I'll have to give this some thought.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Masterbate all day!!
    I did that last night! I want DICK, damnit!

    (morning wicked!)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    :

    Meet him at the door wearing heels and a smile?

    Have duct tape and industrial staple guns at the ready, to immobilize him and have my way with him?

    Use my usual line - "take off your clothes and assume the position"?

    I'll have to give this some thought.
    You got the idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I did that last night! I want DICK, damnit!

    (morning wicked!)
    Details damn it, we need details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I did that last night! I want DICK, damnit!

    (morning wicked!)
    I hear ya! Morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post



    Details damn it, we need details.
    On the dick that I want?

    You back up off my kool-aid, slappy!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I never can get it right.

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    I've had about as much of people stealing my awesome thread ideas as I can handle for one night I'm going to bed.

    Get the fuck outta here Butterhog.


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