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    blithering asshole
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    So I'm sitting in this bar....

    At happy hour and all I can think about is that I didn't get a fucking birthday thread...

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    When is it?

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    blithering asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    When is it?
    Yesterday
    Chairman of the bored

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    D'oh.

    Was that today? I thought it was tomorrow. Fuck. Now that totally fucks up the whole surprise. Wow. We blew it.

    Happy Birthday bro.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
    Yesterday
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    Take one of Dave's he's had twice as many as the rest of us
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    blithering asshole
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    Chairman of the bored

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    D'oh.

    Was that yesterday? I thought for sure it was tomorrow.

    I already cancelled the stripper-gram, we'll get you next year.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Happy Belated B'Day, JWC!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
    At happy hour and all I can think about is that I didn't get a fucking birthday thread...
    That sounds like a depressing life.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    I was wondering if I should.
    The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
    There are birds out on the sidewalk
    And a valet at the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
    At happy hour and all I can think about is that I didn't get a fucking birthday thread...
    are you 6? grow up pussy.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    JWC doesn't gain in age

    He gains in XP
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    World's biggest cock punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

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    my birthday was monday and all i got was some bowls
    seriously
    bowls

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    Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Chica!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    And now we have the rest of the story.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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