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  1. #21
    Fuck the Police.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Fuck the Police.
    Some nice police have helped me out a couple times, and a couple others were assholes..not all police are bad...some bad apples..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Let me clarify for Blarig who gave me a neg rep...some cops are nice...don't say "fuck the cops" but I would never date one..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    Let me clarify for Blarig who gave me a neg rep...some cops are nice...don't say "fuck the cops" but I would never date one..
    did he really do that to your tires Dlist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    did he really do that to your tires Dlist?
    he did, he was psycho....
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    The ex has probably moved onto 35 other whooooers by now...those guys pull mad poon if they are decent looking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    She is cute. REALLY cute. But I don't want this guy trying to fuck me over....

    I'm REALLY horny... FYI
    Been there done that. AND been the ex in this equation also. Go for it...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    The ex has probably moved onto 35 other whooooers by now...those guys pull mad poon if they are decent looking
    yep...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Fuck the Police.
    in every position you can think of. some look hot in their 80/20's...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I dated a cop....

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Would advise against it

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    All I can think about now is this song...



    I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
    She said get out and spread your legs
    And then she tried to cop a feel
    That cop she was all dressed in blue
    Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
    She stuck my butt with her big black stick
    I said "What's up?" now suck my dick
    Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
    On her crotch so very warm
    I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
    Proppin' her up on the black and white
    Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
    I swaited her like no swat team can
    Turned a cherry pie right into jam
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    Cock

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    The Magic 8 Ball says
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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