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    Ok, which member did this?

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    A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey named Doodle is protected by the United States Constitution, his lawyers say. The accusations stem from an August incident in which a witness reportedly saw Romero with his pants down “up against the rear of the donkey,” according to the Smoking Gun.

    Romero reportedly stepped away from the donkey and pulled up his pants when he saw the witness.

    But, when Marion County detectives questioned him about the incident, he allegedly admitted that, when the donkey is in heat, he will stand behind her, scratch her withers and masturbate. He says he “likes the way her fur feels on his privates,” according to WSTP-TV.

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    As I said in another thread, I dropped out of law school and like to give legal advice when I can, but this guy can just go fuck himself. Or another donkey. The fact that we have to waste money on a public defender for this is ridiculous.

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    "happy wife, happy life."
    "barren womb, chimnied tomb."

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    Oh lawdy that is disgusting. I can't remember which country it is, its in south america, where fucking donkeys is considered normal. Like you and 5 of your buddies could be tearing up that donkey ass in a field and no one would think twice of it. It's like almost a right of passage type of thing there.

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    If you had a choice of fucking Rosie O'Donnell in the ass or a miniature donkey named Doodle who would you choose.

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    The biggest question should be why we needed to know the donkey's name
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaii View Post
    The biggest question should be why we needed to know the donkey's name
    The donkey did it for the attention.

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    Doodle's face is obscured to protect his identity


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    Howard "fucks" a horse, why no outcry
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.

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    wasn't me. my miniature donkey's name is gerald.
    "Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.

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    You wouldn't resist either once that donkey looks at you in that magical way

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    How's your Donkey Kong, baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    That gif turns me on...
    Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:

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    "happy wife, happy life."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    any footage of what happened next? if not, i'll just have to continue imagining it.
    "Artie's a great guy and he's somebody I'll always fight for." Howard 12-15-09.

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