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A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey named Doodle is protected by the United States Constitution, his lawyers say. The accusations stem from an August incident in which a witness reportedly saw Romero with his pants down “up against the rear of the donkey,” according to the Smoking Gun.
Romero reportedly stepped away from the donkey and pulled up his pants when he saw the witness.
But, when Marion County detectives questioned him about the incident, he allegedly admitted that, when the donkey is in heat, he will stand behind her, scratch her withers and masturbate. He says he “likes the way her fur feels on his privates,” according to WSTP-TV.
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12-14-2012, 02:34 PM #1Maverick
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Ok, which member did this?
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12-14-2012, 02:37 PM #2Epic Failing Troll
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As I said in another thread, I dropped out of law school and like to give legal advice when I can, but this guy can just go fuck himself. Or another donkey. The fact that we have to waste money on a public defender for this is ridiculous.
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12-14-2012, 02:38 PM #3אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום
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"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
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12-14-2012, 02:41 PM #4Loud Mouth Drunk
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Oh lawdy that is disgusting. I can't remember which country it is, its in south america, where fucking donkeys is considered normal. Like you and 5 of your buddies could be tearing up that donkey ass in a field and no one would think twice of it. It's like almost a right of passage type of thing there.
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12-14-2012, 02:45 PM #5Maverick
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If you had a choice of fucking Rosie O'Donnell in the ass or a miniature donkey named Doodle who would you choose.
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12-14-2012, 02:48 PM #6Bar Fly
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The biggest question should be why we needed to know the donkey's name
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12-14-2012, 02:50 PM #7Maverick
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The donkey did it for the attention.
Originally Posted by Kaii
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12-14-2012, 02:51 PM #8Maverick
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Doodle's face is obscured to protect his identity
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12-14-2012, 03:12 PM #9Bar Fly
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Howard "fucks" a horse, why no outcry
Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
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12-14-2012, 03:21 PM #10Maverick
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wasn't me. my miniature donkey's name is gerald.
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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12-14-2012, 03:25 PM #11DS Supporter
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You wouldn't resist either once that donkey looks at you in that magical way
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12-14-2012, 03:28 PM #12Maverick
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How's your Donkey Kong, baby
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12-14-2012, 03:29 PM #13Maverick
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12-14-2012, 03:36 PM #14Maverick
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That gif turns me on... Originally Posted by SiriusDawg
Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:
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12-14-2012, 03:37 PM #15אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום
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"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
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12-14-2012, 03:45 PM #16Maverick
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any footage of what happened next? if not, i'll just have to continue imagining it. Originally Posted by SiriusDawg
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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