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  1. 12-14-2012, 10:37 AM #1
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    One of Jon Hein's daughters is considering

    going to Penn State.
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  2. 12-14-2012, 10:45 AM #2
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    so? Females are safe there and they are looking for a new sandusky so john's all excited but not to the point of jerking off..just a kid's booger pick'n kinda excitement
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  3. 12-14-2012, 10:47 AM #3
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    As long as she has a vagina, she should be fine.
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  4. 12-14-2012, 10:48 AM #4
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    He's taking her for a visit soon. I wonder if he'll swing by the showers as a tribute.
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  5. 12-14-2012, 10:50 AM #5
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    Call me crazy, but I'm guessing it's a million times easier to get a scholarship there now. If you can stomach the Sandusky legacy, it might not be a bad deal.
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  6. 12-14-2012, 10:53 AM #6
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    As long as she doesn't go to Michigan since John is still known as the blowjob king there.
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  7. 12-14-2012, 10:57 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    He's taking her for a visit soon. I wonder if he'll swing by the showers as a tribute.
    i'm sure he'll peek in and see if there are any stragglers.
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  8. 12-14-2012, 11:02 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post
    Call me crazy, but I'm guessing it's a million times easier to get a scholarship there now. If you can stomach the Sandusky legacy, it might not be a bad deal.
    that's what i told my younger cousin who's choosing schools. go penn state. you could probably get a scholarship as starting quarterback and get laid every time you shower.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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  9. 12-14-2012, 12:58 PM #9
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    Penn State has a great reputation for covering up embarrassments. Might be a good fit.
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  11. 12-14-2012, 01:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDDaBadAhz View Post
    As long as she doesn't go to Michigan since John is still known as the blowjob king there.
    Did he ever visit Vanderbilt?
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  12. 12-14-2012, 01:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by HooHoo View Post
    "Join Hein pays $80 for a lesbian haircut from Toni" - Will Murray BackOrificeRadio
    is toni able to restrain from grabbing his penis and putting it in her mouth?
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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  13. 12-14-2012, 01:13 PM #13
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  15. 12-14-2012, 04:03 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsit View Post
    awesome
    He canned me the following day
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    That'd be a fantastic school to go to right about now. Everyone on their best behavior, less students, safe as hell, and the stigma will be gone by the time she graduates. Good on her, I say.
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  19. 12-14-2012, 04:29 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBUU View Post
    As long as she has a vagina, she should be fine.
    She will be a lot safer at Penn State than living in a house with that creepy bastard.

    You can guarantee he's touched up one of those daughters.
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  20. 12-14-2012, 04:39 PM #20
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    she is going to break Sanduskys record for blowing 80 dudes.Hmmmm or was it her Dads record of blowing 80 dudes
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