Analyze and Predict Schmoopy's Christmas

[Schmoopy]

He won't do a damn thing.

He won't buy anyone any gifts.

He yells at old people on the reg.

And it's been a tough year this year, so he probably won't get that much.

You should visit my store so I can yell at you.

[Schmoopy]

does he even post here?

[Schmoopy]

Bunk thread yo

I be agreein with yooz yo.

[Daveindiego]

You should visit my store so I can yell at you.

Then you'd run home to your mom, screaming how you can't taste anymore, after I got done smacking the taste out of your mouth.

[Schmoopy]

[Schmoopy]

I'd knock your old ass out and use your head for a shag demo.

[Daveindiego]

I'd knock your old ass out and use your head for a shag demo.

I would fold you up like a piece of cheap Origami.

[tomtom]

Then you'd run home to your mom, screaming how you can't taste anymore, after I got done smacking the taste out of your mouth.

Like schmoopy or not he would kick your ass easily.

[Schmoopy]

That looks like a Pterodactyl. Reminiscing about your childhood pet, huh.

[jonpow]

[Schmoopy]

[Daveindiego]

That looks like a Pterodactyl. Reminiscing about your childhood pet, huh.

Really? It looks like a pterodactyl?

Well it's a fucking goddamn bird. It isn't a fucking pterodactyl. Idiot.

This not a fucking African Elephant. It's just a goddamn elephant.

[Schmoopy]

Really? It looks like a pterodactyl?

Well it's a fucking goddamn bird. It isn't a fucking pterodactyl. Idiot.

This not a fucking African Elephant. It's just a goddamn elephant.

[DogStar69]

[Schmoopy]

Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim J Jiblets]

Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quit yer yellin. Im resting.

[Schmoopy]

Quit yer yellin. Im resting.

[tomtom]

Really? It looks like a pterodactyl?

Well it's a fucking goddamn bird. It isn't a fucking pterodactyl. Idiot.

This not a fucking African Elephant.

Of course it wouldn't be an african elephant if you posted it, it would be a woolly mammoth.