Does anybody here go to a tanning salon?

[HS Cult Leader]

There is nothing like looking at some babes chest and her skin has the appearance of asphalt!

Or this:

[SouthernListen]

this was for a private business and I was basically the only employee, so I worked jobs with my boss. he wouldn't let me take my shirt off unless we were doing a large property and the homeowners weren't home. this was rare. also had to wear pants. the tan lines looked ridiculous so I would go to the salon every night and even it out.

aka "farmer's tan". I get it too but just lay out on the back deck in the hammock on weekends. Nothing more ridiculous than pale feet and ankles, tanned legs to lower thigh, then white up to the neck, with a tanned face and arms. Even then you never look completely the same color all over.

And please, no "wear sunscreen" at work comments. In 100% humidity it sweats off and what doesn't attracts bugs and grit so you wind up dusted like cinnamon on a donut and bug-bitten.

[BethsZygote]

NO, but I snort Radon.

Pussy, we snort polonium

[kelliejean]

i dont i am a pale irish jew broad

[Goods]

I went 10 times or so about 15 years ago when I was dating a black chick. True story.

[PappYawn]

I went 10 times or so about 15 years ago when I was dating a black chick. True story.

I love this! It's so silly.

[Murphy]

I never have.

I know people that go almost everyday. How about you?

I don't want to turn the color of your beer.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Yes, I go often, and tan while smoking Marlboro Reds, and snorting asbestos..

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

there is nothing like looking at some babes chest and her skin has the appearance of asphalt!

Or this:

oofah ....

[SouthernListen]

I went 10 times or so about 15 years ago when I was dating a black chick. True story.

[Wesmantooth]

I like to get my sac a nice bronze before I hit the beach. I used to jerk off inside the tanning beds it made an awful mess

[isabella]

never gone, it seems so borrrrrring...although i used to really enjoy going to the beach.
nowadays, i just drive with the top down....it rarely gets cooler than 70deg in SE florida.

[jyanks]

I was a CatV lineman for years. We just took our shirts off once up in the bucket and monitored the radio to know where the bosses were at all times so we didn't get bagged. This was long before cell phones so pictures weren't a concern.

That's HOT, Vash!

[PI Nate]

I did in the 90s...

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

I never have.

I know people that go almost everyday. How about you?

I used to, like about 7 years ago because I was going on a vacation to Miami and my blue-white, Irish skin needed a primer.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Yes, I go often, and tan while smoking Marlboro Reds, and snorting asbestos..

"Atta girl!"

[Mcfly]

No, but I occasionally throw rocks at people who do.

[isabella]

I was a CatV lineman for years. We just took our shirts off once up in the bucket and monitored the radio to know where the bosses were at all times so we didn't get bagged. This was long before cell phones so pictures weren't a concern.

linemen are usually very hot.....tight jeans and hard hat. there's something about a sweaty, tanned, well built lineman.