Beth wants Howard to let her get her own Christmas present because

**Ruffypup** · 12-12-2012, 08:39 AM

he doesn't know what she wants and she is very picky.

......and those 2 were so in-tune during the Newlywed Game

**FCCstandards** · 12-12-2012, 08:49 AM

oil and vinegar

**j shmuck** · 12-12-2012, 08:55 AM

In her defense Howard does probably gets her shitty gifts. By shitty I don't mean cheap, I'm just pretty sure thay are redicululously expensive things Beth has no use or desire for.

Kind of like serving your wedding guests extremely expensive truffles and fish rolls at your wedding

**cygnus2112** · 12-12-2012, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by fccstandards

oil and vinegar

Geez that got me so fired up when they argued about that during that stupid game. Its not the same fucking thing as vinegarette dressing.
Oil & vinegar is just that. Vinegarette contains many other seasonings and ingredients.

**FCCstandards** · 12-12-2012, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Geez that got me so fired up when they argued about that during that stupid game. Its not the same fucking thing as vinegarette dressing.
Oil & vinegar is just that. Vinegarette contains many other seasonings and ingredients.

She was like a 6 year old not getting her way.

**skylarbrie** · 12-12-2012, 09:59 AM

Beth wants a thick cock for christmas

**Winst** · 12-12-2012, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Beth wants a thick cock for christmas

That's hot!
.....and that throbbing thick cock would probably also be.

**HowieHasBeen** · 12-12-2012, 10:03 AM

Is there a tape of that contest somewhere.

**Robert Higgins** · 12-12-2012, 01:25 PM

He's a cheep Jew bastard and she got in it for the cash and prizes

**Vashier** · 12-12-2012, 01:43 PM

Beth wants Howard to let her get her own Christmas present because...

she's a material person who never understood that Christmas is a religious holiday.

**Herc** · 12-12-2012, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

He's a cheep Jew bastard and she got in it for the cash and prizes

Originally Posted by Vashier

Beth wants Howard to let her get her own Christmas present because...

she's a material person who never understood that Christmas is a religious holiday.

This . . .

**Herc** · 12-12-2012, 01:47 PM

Howard spends as least as possible as he can on her for Christmas (Cheap Jew Bastard). And she wants the "Hope Diamond" . . .

**monsoon** · 12-12-2012, 01:48 PM

Howard mis-spoke..He didn't mean the moose is picky...he meant tacky and his assistant that will actually do the buying has know idea how to shop with tacky in mind..simple as that.

fuck you mutt...

**Martina** · 12-12-2012, 02:57 PM

Don't forget Judy will inspect whatever gifts Howard gets Princess Bethie. Howard will need to add to Beth's growing diamond collection in her safe where only she and Judy have the password, plus whatever bonds, stocks, trusts, so forth, that need to be updated for 2013. Howard continues to pretend that he has a real marriage, when he resides in Manhattan and Horsie in the Hamptons. I would love to see if Howard [on paper] actually does not live with Beth, much like Woody Allen never lived with Mia Farrow, and that break up was horrendous.

**Jon Hein is God** · 12-12-2012, 03:34 PM

**Howard Stork** · 12-12-2012, 04:02 PM

She is a gold-digging whore.

**whatsit** · 12-12-2012, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by skylarbrie

Beth wants a thick cock for christmas

Don't we all?

**RumBalls** · 12-12-2012, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Geez that got me so fired up when they argued about that during that stupid game. Its not the same fucking thing as vinegarette dressing.
Oil & vinegar is just that. Vinegarette contains many other seasonings and ingredients.

I know, that drove me nuts during that. It's not at all the same thing.