How often does Howard see his daughters?

[Gay Howard]

Once a year?

How often does he talk to them?

[Morrisb]

Once a year?

How often does he talk to them?

Whenever they need money or have a new girl to show.

[Dawg]

0.0 days per week.

[killallposers]

they pop up now and then on his google alerts.

[yippeekyaa]

I'm certain he sees more of them on here than he does at home.

[Rob0729]

He sleeps with his daughter every night. Oops, I forgot that is his wife. Easy to get that confused.

[The Snork]

See his daughters' what?

[BethSucks]

He's given hints that Debra, the middle one who is now in Vietnam, rarely speaks to him. He used to see Ashley once a week during his mandated visitation but that ended last year, it would be interesting to know how much less they see other now.

[Rob0729]

He's given hints that Debra, the middle one who is now in Vietnam, rarely speaks to him. He used to see Ashley once a week during his mandated visitation but that ended last year, it would be interesting to know how much less they see other now.

I still want to know which one hates Beth. I assume it is Debra since she moved to San Fran and then out of the country.

[ohmicah]

Wow, you guys are real superfans.

[Herc]

His 3 Faggot Daughters only care about seeing their monthly support checks he sends their leeching no job having asses . . .

[Herc]

Wow, you guys are real superfans.

[NotMyBro]

Emily didn't even give him thanks in her CD credits. She gave thanks to her sisters and her mom... but not dad. The kicker is that she gave thanks to a to a fucking crazy/hippie festival!

Also, Debra is laughing her ass off... in Vietnam:



She must be living like a queen over there off her trust fund.

[PI Nate]

Whenever they need money or have a new girl to show.

This.

[isabella]

Emily didn't even give him thanks in her CD credits. She gave thanks to her sisters and her mom... but not dad. The kicker is that she gave thanks to a to a fucking crazy/hippie festival!

Also, Debra is laughing her ass off... in Vietnam:



She must be living like a queen over there off her trust fund.

that's really giving it to daddy....payback for all the years he spent exploiting her mother and escaping to the basement.

[chuk]

Once a year?

How often does he talk to them?

With or without clothes on?

[MutteringJohn]

He's given hints that Debra, the middle one who is now in Vietnam, rarely speaks to him. He used to see Ashley once a week during his mandated visitation but that ended last year, it would be interesting to know how much less they see other now.

Debra: You got girlfriend in Vietnam. Me so horny, Me love you long time.

[BethsZygote]

somewhere between once a year and never

[Dump Button]

I think howard has mentioned a couple of times not receiving a card for Father's Day. I was surprised he admitted that on air since he is always worried about his image.

[IlluminatiJones]

Emily didn't even give him thanks in her CD credits. She gave thanks to her sisters and her mom... but not dad. The kicker is that she gave thanks to a to a fucking crazy/hippie festival!

She didn't thank her step-mom, either.

or her step-dad

but it's a petty, meaningless rebellion until she starts sending the checks back and gets a job.

ironically that would probably do wonders for her poetry, too......................and by "do wonders" i mean "get her to stop writing it"

Also, Debra is laughing her ass off... in Vietnam:





She must be living like a queen over there off her trust fund.

iirc she came back within a month or two.

Ashley seems like she's at least having some kind of slutty party-girl fun, but the other two seem like completely shipwrecked souls.