Prediction for 2013: Howard will pal around with Russell Crowe

[Jon Hein is God]

[ApeFace]

Poor Billy Joel. He fucked this girl for five minutes and he's still paying the bill.

[Kamie]

If she dates Russell Crowe the Sterns will never see her again.

[Thelma]

Poor Billy Joel. He fucked this girl for five minutes and he's still paying the bill.

One wonders how she "won a massively generous payout."

[FSFN]

Look at the difference in hand size between these gold diggers. Beth is losing estrogen fast, she'll be shaving when she's 50.

[Woof]

Gold Digging Whore............

[IlluminatiJones]

One wonders how she "won a massively generous payout."

that's a good point: I don't think he toured much while they were married, and he only put out two albums during that time. both live. neither even earned "gold" status.



divorce finances are usually all about the money earned during the time a couple was married, no?

he probably did a lot of those huge money private concerts during that time, like those "$1,000,000 a gig" shows for some high rolling lawyers and wall street jerkoffs in the Hamptons.

but still, how many of those could he have done?

also, i don't understand how the woman can fuck around and get the cash. that doesn't seem fair.

is it too much to ask to be a faithful gold-digger?

i don't get these rich dudes who throw all caution to the wind and marry without pre-nups. these aren't 19-year-old just-off-the-turnip-truck motherfuckers; these are living legends well into their 60s.

[IlluminatiJones]

Look at the difference in hand size between these gold diggers. Beth is losing estrogen fast, she'll be shaving when she's 50.

holy shit, check out those knuckles! every one but the pinky one is the size of a fucking quarter!



it almost looks painful.

[Jon Hein is God]

Is it me, or is she not all that hot?

She's certainly no 10.

And in the first photo she looks like she's in her 40s.

[Murcielago]

Beth's jealousy of Katie Lee must be eating her up inside. She's younger, hotter, has an education and had a real career, and most importantly dumped her old Jew and kept the money. If she has a kid with a celebrity, Beth will never stop screaming into a pillow.

[HowieHasBeen]

If she dates Russell Crowe the Sterns will never see her again.

Exactly! She will drop the Sterns faster then she dropped Billy. Doesn't he live in Europe somewhere?

[IlluminatiJones]

Is it me, or is she not all that hot?

She's certainly no 10.

And in the first photo she looks like she's in her 40s.

I was thinking the same thing.

Crowe's another member of the "could fuck anybody" gang............................WTF is he doing with her?!?



I'm thinking her PR person.........................funny to think she even has one........................floated this. He's got to be three chicks past her already, no?

But did you see the Spencer chick he was married to? Check him for glaucoma, cos this fucker has some bad taste in wimmins.

[Thelma]

I'm thinking her PR person.........................funny to think she even has one........................floated this. He's got to be three chicks past her already, no?

I knew something was up last night - some rather interesting photos taken recently had been removed from Katie's Twitter page including this one from the SOHO Beach House in Miami:

[Herc]

Russell can do so much better than that ugly gold digging skank . . .

[Rob0729]

Howard and Russell can be beards together.... I mean grow beards together... now that there will be a lot of double dates between Howrd and Beth and Russell and Katie Lee.

[Howards Wig]