Anybody else hate the "holidays"?

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-10-2012, 04:57 PM

Fuck...I have to cook a full turkey dinner, with all the sides...cooking and cleaning up for 8 hrs...I'd rather go to a movie on Xmas day with all the Indians and Jews and call it a day..
If only I had Beth's maid Maria to put up a tree...cook the dinner, and Maria's brother serve dinner..

**chuk** · 12-10-2012, 04:59 PM

First world problems.

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-10-2012, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by chuk

First world problems.

Really, it is..wahhhhh I need to cook a 25 lb turkey....wahhhh I need to serve several sides and put up a tree and buy presents!!!
Fuck, I am such an asshole.

**yippeekyaa** · 12-10-2012, 05:04 PM

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

**itpdude** · 12-10-2012, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

**yippeekyaa** · 12-10-2012, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by itpdude

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

Yes, several times. One of them was later arrested for running a brothel from her home located on a golf course in a country club. Turns out she was a former Penthouse model and did some adult films. Hold on I'll see if the years old news story is still around and link it.

**itpdude** · 12-10-2012, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

Yes, several times. One of them was later arrested for running a brothel from her home located on a golf course in a country club. Turns out she was a former Penthouse model and did some adult films. Hold on I'll see if the years old news story is still around and link it.

Man, a buddy of mine had a nice little construction business going on, mostly rehabbing kitchens and bathrooms. He had one job where he did a kitchen. When doing the measurements to bid the job, the husband and wife argued ferociously in front of him. He later won the job and went on over one early morning to get the project started. He knocked on the door, no answer, and waited. He saw the wife's car (wife was an attractive blonde but had a gummy smile) and figured she was there so he'd wait. She came to the door maybe 10 minutes later in a very small bathrobe, barely covering her vagoo (if she had a bush, it would have shown), and the robe tied so her cleavage would show.

She got pissed at him for not simply coming on in. Anyways, he goes in and she goes back to her bedroom to finish getting ready. He starts disassembling the cabs in the kitchen, brings tools in, etc. She calls him into her bedroom (she'd left the door open) and it was a real Graduate scene where she needed help with something and he refused to enter. He went back to work in the kitchen and was on his back, fiddling with the plumbing for the sink, and she came in, still wearing that robe, and stood over him while he was on his back and showed full-vagoo to bitch at him for not coming into the bedroom. He ignored her completely and kept working.

Funny stuff. I think she had it in her mind, some kind of fantasy thing, to fuck the contractor. Or she simply wanted to get back at her husband. Women are funny.

**harlock** · 12-10-2012, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

I had a soda a couple years back and had a headache and felt like crap for 2 days...never again.. which is shocking b/c I got through college on Jolt cola and a snicker bar for breakfast..

I had one at a movie a few weeks ago, same thing,

Originally Posted by bigbump

You'll never miss it until it's gone.

I worry about this too

**chuk** · 12-10-2012, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by itpdude

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-10-2012, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by chuk

I am asking for that for Christmas...Santa wasn't amused..

**Beth143nacho** · 12-10-2012, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

So you're a drug dealer?

**yippeekyaa** · 12-10-2012, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Beth143nacho

So you're a drug dealer?

Biggest distributor in the county and nothing the cops can do to me about it.

**TheWakening** · 12-10-2012, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

I'm reporting you to the nearest Fed Ex store to consider you as "The Employee of the Year" for that fucking Avatar. It's kept me busy all year long with joyous wonders.

**itpdude** · 12-10-2012, 05:10 PM

I don't do the family thing. Then again, my family is full of assholes.

**harlock** · 12-10-2012, 05:11 PM

The Holidays depress me. It didn't used to be that way....

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-10-2012, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by harlock

The Holidays depress me. It didn't used to be that way....

Why were the holidays better for you??

**harlock** · 12-10-2012, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

Why were the holidays better for you??

I have no idea. I still love Halloween, but Thanksgiving and Christmas really bum me out.

**Mcfly** · 12-10-2012, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

Fuck...I have to cook a full turkey dinner, with all the sides...cooking and cleaning up for 8 hrs...I'd rather go to a movie on Xmas day with all the Indians and Jews and call it a day..
If only I had Beth's maid Maria to put up a tree...cook the dinner, and Maria's brother serve dinner..

Think about it this way. Once you're done with all that cooking, you can stuff your fat face all night.

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-10-2012, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Mcfly

Think about it this way. Once you're done with all that cooking, you can stuff your fat face all night.

Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..

**Mcfly** · 12-10-2012, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..

No one gets that worked up over defending fat people, if they're not fat, themselves. You're clearly a fat shit. There's no hiding it now.