Anybody else hate the "holidays"?

[DlistCelebutard]

Fuck...I have to cook a full turkey dinner, with all the sides...cooking and cleaning up for 8 hrs...I'd rather go to a movie on Xmas day with all the Indians and Jews and call it a day..
If only I had Beth's maid Maria to put up a tree...cook the dinner, and Maria's brother serve dinner..

[chuk]

First world problems.

[DlistCelebutard]

First world problems.

Really, it is..wahhhhh I need to cook a 25 lb turkey....wahhhh I need to serve several sides and put up a tree and buy presents!!!
Fuck, I am such an asshole.

[yippeekyaa]

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

[itpdude]

I don't do the family thing. Then again, my family is full of assholes.

[itpdude]

I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

[harlock]

The Holidays depress me. It didn't used to be that way....

[DlistCelebutard]

The Holidays depress me. It didn't used to be that way....

Why were the holidays better for you??

[Mcfly]

Fuck...I have to cook a full turkey dinner, with all the sides...cooking and cleaning up for 8 hrs...I'd rather go to a movie on Xmas day with all the Indians and Jews and call it a day..
If only I had Beth's maid Maria to put up a tree...cook the dinner, and Maria's brother serve dinner..

Think about it this way. Once you're done with all that cooking, you can stuff your fat face all night.

[yippeekyaa]

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

Yes, several times. One of them was later arrested for running a brothel from her home located on a golf course in a country club. Turns out she was a former Penthouse model and did some adult films. Hold on I'll see if the years old news story is still around and link it.

[chuk]

Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?

[DlistCelebutard]

I am asking for that for Christmas...Santa wasn't amused..

[harlock]

Why were the holidays better for you??

I have no idea. I still love Halloween, but Thanksgiving and Christmas really bum me out.

[DlistCelebutard]

Think about it this way. Once you're done with all that cooking, you can stuff your fat face all night.

Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..

[Mcfly]

Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..

No one gets that worked up over defending fat people, if they're not fat, themselves. You're clearly a fat shit. There's no hiding it now.

[DlistCelebutard]

No one gets that worked up over defending fat people, if they're not fat, themselves. You're clearly a fat shit. There's no hiding it now.

Again, I'll ask, what is your crutch??
PS Keep going with that Dlist is fat thing..doesn't faze me b/c I am not..

[yippeekyaa]

http://www.onlygolfnews.com/comment....FCB32A37316%7D

only article I could find.

[harlock]

Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..

Cutting out soda is key. It was really hard at first, now it tastes kinda gross.

[slats7]

[DlistCelebutard]

Cutting out soda is key. It was really hard at first, now it tastes kinda gross.

I had a soda a couple years back and had a headache and felt like crap for 2 days...never again.. which is shocking b/c I got through college on Jolt cola and a snicker bar for breakfast..