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    Boys age 7 and 11 attempt armed robbery (allegedly)

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    PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Two boys, ages 7 and 11, are accused of trying to rob a woman with a loaded gun, police said Sunday.
    The boys tried to carjack a 22-year-old woman who was in her family's truck waiting for her parents in a church parking lot, Portland police said in a statement.
    Ami Garrett, of southeast Portland, told officers that when the boys approached her, the younger boy told the older boy to "show her your piece."
    The woman said that when she refused to give them her vehicle, they demanded cash and her phone. She said that as she drove away, she saw the 11-year-old boy pull a gun from his pocket.
    The boys were apprehended in the parking lot by officers responding to reports of children with guns. Police said they recovered a loaded .22 caliber handgun from the older boy's pockets.
    Detectives were investigating how the boys obtained a gun. Because of their age, the boys could not be taken into custody at a juvenile detention center, so they were returned to their families, police said.
    The 11-year-old tried to escape his parents' house but was quickly caught by officers and returned to his parents.
    Police planned to give the case to the juvenile court.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    How do you feel about posers
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    I am sick and tired of these little white kids acting all crazy!!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Sorry guys, I'll watch them a little better from now on.
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    Too bad they didn't try to rob a 7-11

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    Too bad they didn't try to rob a 7-11

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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    When I was "on the job" we made a PSMV arrest (possession of a stolen motor vehicle). Of the four offenders the youngest was 6 and he had the most serious offense on his rap sheet. An armed robbery/knife, in which the victim was a senior citizen and the proceeds were $2.00...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    When I was "on the job" we made a PSMV arrest (possession of a stolen motor vehicle). Of the four offenders the youngest was 6 and he had the most serious offense on his rap sheet. An armed robbery/knife, in which the victim was a senior citizen and the proceeds were $2.00...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    How do you feel about posers
    i like this kind


    but not so much this kind
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Hmmm, let me guess...


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    Great idea to send them back to their parents.
    This is better than rejuvenation.
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    Chriza's nephews were returned to his sister.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Sounds like a woman I know in FL kid's. When they were 9 5 and 3 they walked out the front door at 11pm because they wanted to go to Disney and thought they'd just walk
    The above statement is being made of my own free will. This site neither condones nor agrees to anything I post but for my right to post what I feel.

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    and in an underdog triumph, horse #1 comes in the winner.

    Image: KATU-TV — One of the boys leaves the scene

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/they...-parking-lot/#
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    When I was "on the job" we made a PSMV arrest (possession of a stolen motor vehicle). Of the four offenders the youngest was 6 and he had the most serious offense on his rap sheet. An armed robbery/knife, in which the victim was a senior citizen and the proceeds were $2.00...

    What job was that... mall security guard.

    A 6 year old can't have a rap sheet. In fact, he could shoot you in the head, and there is nothing that can be done to him. He has the defense of infancy in any state in the union at the age of 6.

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