Originally Posted by JohnDaniels819

I still jerk off manually.
"On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
if i see anybody jack off on my tabletop i'm going to kick their dick.
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
I bought a fleshlight once, just for shits and giggles. It wound up in the trash...
That thing actually looks doable, what with the combinations of things. I might throw a couple Jacksons at em...
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"
plastic vag? The only thing lamer is fucking your wife with a condom.
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