Ever catch or hear your parents having sex?

**Stew Nod** · 12-08-2012, 04:47 PM

Our daughter caught us once.....We were pounding away in the living room...3AM.....got one leg up over my shoulder..I'm going at it like a porn star and my 5 yr old daughter comes out and starts screaming Daddy what are you doing to mommy!?

I answered quickly... "We're exercising!" ....LOL, still feel bad about that

**Stew Nod** · 12-08-2012, 04:51 PM

ZOMG...one time we were at this kid's house and he brought us upstairs.....and told my buddy to open his parent's door.....The guy opened the door and the kid who lived there pushed him into the room....The mother was on her knees honkering on dad's shaft....still have no idea why he did that..but funny as fuck

**VAsiCkBoy** · 12-08-2012, 04:52 PM

I was an accident. My farther was 48 and my mother was 46 when i was born. I don't think they ever slept in the same bed together again. So my answer is no (thank God).

**LonghornJ** · 12-08-2012, 05:01 PM

I heard things...

**bertman19** · 12-08-2012, 05:09 PM

Yup. My parents were horny during my first 10 years. Gross.

**Babs** · 12-08-2012, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by jackie the jerk

Did he join in?

Weirdo.

**The Shiv** · 12-08-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by xyster

think i was 7 or 8 ,usually my parents door was open,so when it wouldn't i just pushed harder,think there was a sock under the door..then i saw it,my moms 1970's bush and my old mans pp

i stared for about 10 seconds and shut the door,thought i might be in trouble,but nothing was ever mentioned

they were side by side laying there