Cowboy player kills teammate who was passenger in drunk driving accident

[BrerJimmy]

Is it all those right and left hand turns that really confuses everyone?

A stop sign can be a real motherfucker when you can't read.

[Vashier]

Hell, Matthew Broderick got drunk and killed a girl while driving and wound up paying $175 fine.

Jim Craig, goalie for the US Hockey dream team was found not guilty when he rear ended a woman so hard his suv landed on top of her car crushing her. He was known as a wicked drunk at the time and he still walked.

What really pissed me off was I was at his older brother's wedding and Jim was fucking loaded. If I ever killed anyone while drunk driving I would never touch another drop. That kid fucked his whole life up from booze.

[Imus O Sternsky]

That might be the most absurd thing I have ever read on here

Thanks, No matter how many times I read that statement it still made no sense at all