Post a picture, I don't believe you.
I am embracing my inner asshole.
No comparison...
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"I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
I always thought this was Beth's best picture. I think her ass looks great and you can't tell how gargantuan the hands and feet are, or how much work she's had done on her face.
She still can't hold a candle to the cutie pie above her though........................and she never could. She was always off...................and not in a good, cool, quirky, or endearing way. The beak and the moose-jaw doomed her from ever becoming a model. She's halfway to Jay Leno with that chin.
I don't know how this was never brought to her attention, explicitly and in no uncertain terms.
Who let her run around for decades pretending to be a model? Fraudy McDad?!?
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"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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"I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
Beef does the same pose because she's been told when she takes a shot straight on the wonk shows up.She also has very broad masculine shoulders, a very large thigh with no distinguishable ankles..She twists herself trying to create curves that are simply not there. Tries desperately to hide those ski boats she calls feet. Her poses lack confidence...She's either high as a kite and eye fucking the camera or she's doing the sweet and demure thing..She pulls neither look off due to the fact that she is very sexless and masculine. But that's what I see with her pics..No confidence..She knows she's a wonky eyed moose..IF she really did have an agent...they told her..It's extremely hard to get work when you have major faults like size 12 feet, hooded eye and the smile is the worst. Her bird cage chest with massive shoulders make her boob job very noticeable..You won't see tits like hers bouncing down a VS runway..Moose is no model..but it sounds better than escort..If moose ever did anything besides those 2 horrible photoshoots for cheap clothes..we'd know....
f-mutt
the above is strictly my opinion
Top Pictiure = total Hottie- I'd kill for a night with, i.e. UNobtainable
Bottom Picture = Average 40 something year old at Capital Grille Bar in Philly tonight - i.e. it will cost me a few Stoli Doli's and possibly a couple shooters ("shots" in Philly-speak) but by around midnight chances are I'll leaving with something a tad better looking, i.e. thinner thighs and no kankles.
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