my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

[TonyJax]

Tell her you're in the mood to give her some anal and she'll keep suckin'

[Swayze]

Next time go straight for her shitpipe and jacket blast it

[bobtraw]

Dinkus' girlfriend is a real BITCH.

[bobtraw]

Technically you are inside her mouth, too.

[Napoleon V]

u already are inside her

her mouth

[Napoleon V]

Technically you are inside her mouth, too.

woah

[Reggae Mistress]

"i want you inside me."

i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

fml.

Are we married?

[Chiva]

Are we married?

You want his health insurance to fix your cancer tits?

[Slippy]

I don't see the problem

Me either.

Bitch stole my line.

[bobtraw]

I want someone inside my pilonidal cyst.

[RobsDad]

I want someone inside my pilonidal cyst.

Sweet talker.