my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

[dinkus mayhem]

"i want you inside me."

i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

fml.

[dinkus mayhem]

fml.

[Popeye Saavedra]

You drunk or high or something?

[Mack]

bump

[HAL]

Im fucking ur mom

[Toothdecay]

At least he blows you first

[dinkus mayhem]

You drunk or high or something?

high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.

[dinkus mayhem]

At least he blows you first

yikes

[dinkus mayhem]

Im fucking ur mom

i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.

[DrSublux]

If you are a faggot he will own you



fuck her this way

[HAL]

i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.

meow

[Rolling Pin]

Seems like a lot of work.

[dinkus mayhem]

If you are a faggot he will own you

....cheeeeeeeeerz.

[PLZ callmeTED]

"i want you inside me."

i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

fml.

I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.

[dinkus mayhem]

Seems like a lot of work.

see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.

[DrSublux]

see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.

you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit

[Rolling Pin]

see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.

I get it, been there a few times myself.

[Toothdecay]

I don't see the problem

[RH Goatcabin]

This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum.

[VeeB]

:wah: