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  1. 12-06-2012, 09:51 PM #1
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    my lady does this thing where she starts off blowing me an then, out a nowhere, says

    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  2. 12-06-2012, 09:51 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    fml.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    You drunk or high or something?
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    bump
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  5. 12-06-2012, 09:53 PM #5
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    Im fucking ur mom
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  6. 12-06-2012, 09:53 PM #6
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    At least he blows you first
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  7. 12-06-2012, 09:53 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    You drunk or high or something?
    high on life an weed. but that's a real thing i wrote about in op.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    At least he blows you first
    yikes
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    Im fucking ur mom
    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    fuck her this way
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i'm your dad so ur rly fucking your grand mom.
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    Seems like a lot of work.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    If you are a faggot he will own you
    ....cheeeeeeeeerz.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    "i want you inside me."

    i'm always like "whaaaa?" because i thought i was kicking back an enjoying a bj but instead she just wanted to trick me into f'ing her.

    fml.
    I fuckin' love when chicks say that.









    The "I want you inside me" part; not the "Fuck my life" part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Seems like a lot of work.
    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.


    you are lucky, the sexiest thing my wife does before I ejaculate is brush her teeth....oh god dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    see, you get it. i don't mind putting in the work at all if i know that's what i'm getting into. but she starts s'ing my d when we're like watching tv or something. i'm all like "oh yeah king of the fucking world brah" thinking i can kick back and get my d s'd. but then she slides up an whispers in my ear, thinking she's all sexxxy, "i want you inside me." you'd think i'd be all happy but i'm all like "oh fuck" because i can't relax an enjoy my bj. i got a work.
    I get it, been there a few times myself.

    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today
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  18. 12-06-2012, 10:06 PM #18
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    I don't see the problem
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  19. 12-06-2012, 10:18 PM #19
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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Conundrum.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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